Tropic Thunder Quotes: An In-Depth Exploration

I’m the dude playin’ the dude disguised as another dude.

I know who I am. I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!

Man, I don’t drop character ’till I done the DVD commentary.

I don’t read the script, the script reads me.

I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous.

There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt like a planet with no gravity.

We fear change…that’s what it all comes down to.

You never go full retard. That’s just industry standard.

They say the meek shall inherit the Earth, but so far all we’ve gotten is shit and lied to.

I have a bad feeling about this… I think we’re being watched.

I’m a big fan of crepe suzette, I like to start the day with a zest.

Why are you still in character? Man this is some method acting shit right here!

You can’t hurt me, not with my cheese helmets.

I don’t believe you people! You’re like a bunch of cows being led to the slaughter!

We’re actors! We’re the opposite of people.

Suck my unit!

Now I want you to take a step back… and literally fuck your own face!

Who are you, the Mod Squad!?

I’m just a dude, playing a dude, pretending to be another dude.

I’m not an actor. I’m a movie star!

I don’t read the script, script reads me.

I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

Survive!

I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous.

Or are you a dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is?

We’re supposed to be a unit!

I’m the kind of idiot you have around precisely because my job is to look out for you.

I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous.

I’m a lead farmer, motherf—–!

You don’t know the REAL story of the Flaming Dragon!

You never go full retard.

We don’t negotiate with terrorists!

What you gettin’ at with the book script?

I’m the dude, playin’ a dude, disguised as another dude.

I don’t break character ’till I done the DVD commentary.

Damn you, Kuzco! (in a supposedly South East Asian accent)

You went full retard. Never go full retard.

Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!

What do you mean, YOU ‘people’?

I’m a rooster illusion!

Who in crikey f**k is ‘Half-Squat’?

Now I want you to take a step back? and literally f— your own face!

I hooked up with this dwarf, and I woke up in Fairyland.

Life is just one long, intense dream.

I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous.

I don’t read the script, the script reads me.

I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

Damn it, we’re supposed to be a unit!

I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore, I’m playing with all the knobs.

I’m a lead farmer, motherfucker!

Man, I don’t drop character ’till I’ve done the DVD commentary.

I’ve got a better idea…let’s call it ‘my foot, your ass!’

Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!

I’m going to go pee on this bush.

Who left the fridge open?

I’m just a dude, who is playing a dude, who’s pretending to be another dude.

Survive!

Remember, who your real enemy is.

Should we surrender!

I’m a series dude.

You m-m-m-m… make me happy.

Alright fellas, we?re gonna make camp, rest up. Y?all might be in for a treat. You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo?! Ha! I?m makin? some crabapples for dessert now, yo! Hell yeah, ha!

We are getting close! Grab your thunder buddy, and sing these magic words: Fuck you, Thunder. You can suck my dick. You can?t get me, Thunder, because you?re just God?s farts.

Why are you still in character?!