May the Schwartz be with you.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Ludicrous speed, go!
We brake for nobody.
Keep firing, assholes!
There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Starr!
Comb the desert!
We ain’t found shit!
I’m surrounded by assholes!
Pizza the Hut, eat yourself!
Who’s the guy behind the guy behind the guy?
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.
That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard.
I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.
I can’t breathe in this thing!
I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.
We’re not just doing this for money. We’re doing this for a shitload of money!
That’s right, we have the same last name. No relation!
She’s gone from suck to blow!
When will then be now? Soon.
I’m a mog. Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.
I bet she gives great helmet.
This ship will self-destruct in exactly 10 seconds.
I’m not a hero. I’m a drifter with nothing to lose.
We’re in deep shit.
Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
You’ve captured their stunt doubles!
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple miners. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
My hair is clean, but my mind is still dirty.
I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?!
That’s gotta be the stupidest combination of words I’ve ever heard.
No, no, no! Light speed is too slow! We’re gonna have to go right to… ludicrous speed!
It’s Mega Maid! She’s gone from suck to blow!
We can’t stop, it’s too dangerous! We’ve got to slow down first!
We lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!
I was going to conquer the galaxy, but then I got high.
Where are you from? You have no style. You have no flair. You’re lacking all the panache and verve of a true Spaceballs fan.
Out of order?! F*ck! Even in the future nothing works!
Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
Nice dissolve. Where’d you get it, the Handivan Editing Service?
You idiots! These are not them. You’ve captured their stunt doubles!
Forget the ring, the kid is mine.
Man, was I ever dumb.
I’m always with you. But right now, I’m tired. So tired.
The boys definitely suck, sir.
You’re just way too slow.
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