Top Quotes from My Cousin Vinny

The two yutes.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

I’m gonna kill him!

You’re a smooth talker, Vinny.

You blend.

Did you just say ‘yutes’?

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

I’m just saying that if the shoe fits, wear it.

It’s a bullshit question.

You’re a good looking guy. I’m serious.

Well, I hate to bring it up because I know you got enough pressure on you already. But, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, ten years later, my niece, the daughter of my sister is getting married. My biological clock is ticking like this…

The defense is wrong.

Uh… I borrowed your suit for the trial.

You stick out like a sore thumb around here.

You know, this could be a sign of things to come. You win all of your cases, but with somebody else’s help, right?

So you’re a lone wolf?

Trial’s adjourned.

In light of this, I’d like to call George Wilbur to the stand.

Did you say ‘urine’?

I guess the laws though in Alabama are a little bit different from New York.

She’s reasonable, but she’s a very demanding woman.

My daughter, Lisa, said she saw you out there.

This is going to be the worst thing that ever happened to you.

What would Vinny do?

You’re a smooth character, Counselor.

I’m a good litigator. I’m not a magician.

Do you find it hard to believe that I could kill a little girl?

Yes, we lost the previous one.

How long you been practicing?

No, I expect you to die!

The defense is ready, Your Honor.

You’ve got to do something with your hair.

My thing is, I get very attached.

I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown?

I’ll get you both cash and letters of credit.

The correct question is ‘what are these?’

You didn’t ask me any questions about it, if I thought it was likely.

Why didn’t you bring up ‘Positraction’?

The defense is wrong.

Well, my father’s a plumber. His father was a plumber. My mother’s father was a plumber. My three brothers are plumbers.

I take exception to that!

Will the defense please refrain from asking any more questions?

We’re talking about a game here, and I don’t see why I have to make a big stink over this.

Though he were the king of fucking England.

Sir, would you please answer the question?

George Wilbur says it was his daughter.

Now, was it like flowing water or was it like a cup of coffee with cream in it?

She’d win first prize at the baby contest at the Peach Festival every year.

The whole concept of what I’m question is this ‘chin business.’

But you’re better than me. You’re just putting it all together faster, that’s all.