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Top Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

Napoleon, give me some of your tots!

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I caught you a delicious bass.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

I see you’re wearing a vest – where’s your sleeves at?

Just follow your dreams, man… and don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do something.

I love technology, but not as much as you, you see.

I’m trying to grow some crops. Give me some of your dang tots!

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

I don’t even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?

I feel like people only like me because I’m really good-looking.

I don’t understand a word you just said.

I don’t even have any talent, all I can do is draw wolverines.

I caught you a delicious bass… Oh wait, that’s just a tater tot.

Is there anyone else here who could rock a Trapper Keeper like me?

He’s out there trying to earn money for college by selling breast enhancement products.

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!

Top Napoleon Dynamite Quotes part 2

I wish you’d get out of my life and shut up!

You know, there’s like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join ’cause I’m pretty good with a bo staff.

If some nachos got to be cool, then all the nachos would want to be like the cheese on my lips.

I don’t have any skills. Can I use yours?

Just remember who ate all the freakin’ steaks last summer… Yeah, me.

When I played football, I was always the last one picked.

I don’t need friends. They disappoint me.

There’s a crapload of gangs in this town, Natalie. You know, this one gang kept wanting me to join ’cause of my skills.

In Idaho, we have a nickname for people like that – we call them ‘dorks.’

You know, there’s like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join ’cause I’m pretty good with a bo staff.

Your mom goes to college.

My lips hurt real bad!

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

Time for some skills, Napoleon!

I don’t even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

I told you, I spent it with my Uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Eat the dang ham!

If you would just do one thing for me, that would be great – get my ChapStick!

Summer’s over. Vote for Summer.

You’re such an idiot!

Do whatever you feel like doing. Gosh!

I’m pretty sure I have powers of mind control.

Are you guys having a killer time? I bet you are.

What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

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