The Princess Bride Quotes – Memorable Lines from the Classic Film

As you wish.

Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while.

Inconceivable!

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Have fun storming the castle!

Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togethah today.

You mean you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

No more rhyming, I mean it!

It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.

I would not say such things if I were you!

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!

Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.’s? – Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.

I’ve been mostly dead all day.

Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

Do I love you? My tongue shall tell the tale.

The Princess Bride? S. Morgenstern? What’s this? A kissing book?

What you do not smell is called iocane powder.

You’ve been mostly-dead all day.

Drop. Your. Sword.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

This is true love — you think this happens every day?

The Princess Bride Quotes – Memorable Lines from the Classic Film part 2

Love, true love, is eternal.

You have a great gift for rhyme.

I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilda to blame for it.

That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

What is it? What’s the matter? – They’re kissing again. – Sigh! – You’re sick! That’s your problem.

Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? – The King’s stinking son fired me! – He was a lousy king!

The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. But you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency. And you shouldn’t go swimming after, for at least… an hour.

Who are you? – No one of consequence. – I must know. – Get used to disappointment.

I wouldn’t want a sword like yours. Stuck piggy.

Liar! – I am not a witch, I’m your wife, and after what you just said, I’m not sure I want to be that any longer.

You’re a rotten liar. – I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years. – Your first story was better.

I always think everything could be a trap, which is why I’m still alive.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I’m not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

And wuv, twue wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.

I’ll explain, and I’ll be very, very thorough.

Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of.

If you ever mention that name again, I will bring you such pain.

Remember this, Westley, I will come for you.

We are men of action, lies do not become us.