The Grinch Quotes by Jim Carrey

Even the smallest heart can grow three sizes in one day.

Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps, means a little bit more.

The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

I must stop this whole thing. Why, for fifty-three years I’ve put up with it now. I must stop this Christmas from coming. But how?

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!

I’m not going to let them down. I’m going to let them down gently.

There’s a kidnap, rhubarb, and a cornucopia of snoop all in one place!

I must be having some kind of conniption, psychosis!

I distinctly heard penguins!

The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there – and on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it.

I hate you. I hate your dog. And I hate Christmas!

Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.

If cheer doesn’t come naturally, I’ll help it out.

On the count of three, we’ll all celebrating my independence day!

The dinner. The dinner. I can’t lift weights with food in my belly. I have to vomit.

Amateurs. One and all.

I’m feeling… I’m feeling… I’m feeling a lot of stress in this room!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.

One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.

Today we will do mean things and we will do them in style.

I’m an idiot!

Naughty, naughty, naughty!

All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you.

You don’t have a chance, The Who’s are psychotic about Christmas!

Max! Fetch me my armor!

That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Put a little fire in their bellies. Well, figuratively speaking.

They are going to be so pissed!

Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas!

You’re a highly skilled cooordintor!

It is about the cheer, not the gifts.

You are totally alpha, Grinch!

Look at those empty eyes.

Doubt is a thing with feathers.

It’s just a borrowed technique. It’s very common in horror films.

You two are the most cowardly souls I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.

Throw me a bone here!

When I need you, I’ll give you a signal. Which will be this. (blows raspberry)

Martha May, there’s only room for one of us up here. And that’s me!

I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot! Everybody’s an idiot!

I just burnt my tongue. It’s numb, I can’t taste anything.

I hope you’re insured.

His heart was two sizes too small.

It’s not bound by physical laws. Santa sits on a throne of lies.

Sorry I’m late to the party, but thanks for having me.

No! You can’t marry him. You’re a Who, and he’s a… Grinch!

I didn’t ask you, Cindy-Lou Who.

It’s not a man’s world. It’s a woman’s world!

Fraud! Embezzlement! I’ll sue you!