The Burbs Quotes
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Why live in the city when you could have a picket fence and a lawn to mow?
There’s nothing like a good block party to bring the neighborhood together.
In the burbs, the gossip spreads faster than the speed of light.
Every house on this street is a different shade of beige.
Life in the burbs is like living in a real-life episode of ‘Leave It to Beaver’.
Everyone knows your business in the burbs, whether you like it or not.
The burbs are where dreams of homeownership go to die… or thrive.
There’s always that one neighbor who mows their lawn at the crack of dawn.
Who needs a community center when you have a perfectly good cul-de-sac?
The burbs: where the yards are big and the dreams are small.
Beware of the perfectly manicured lawns, there’s always something suspicious going on.
In the burbs, the neighborhood watch is always watching.
Just because you move to the burbs doesn’t mean you have to become dull and boring.
The only thing wild in the burbs is the occasional squirrel invasion.
Welcome to cookie-cutter heaven, where every house looks the same.
The burbs: where the swing sets outnumber the bars.
In the burbs, the secret to a good party is keeping the noise down.
If you didn’t see it happen, did it really happen in the burbs?
The Burbs Quotes part 2
The scent of freshly cut grass is the perfume of the burbs.
The burbs: where small talk is a way of life.
Sometimes, the burbs feel like a never-ending episode of ‘Groundhog Day’.
In the burbs, the garbage cans are always on display.
The burbs: where privacy is a foreign concept.
The burbs are filled with people who think they’re living in a sitcom.
In the burbs, everyone has a meticulously organized garage.
The burbs: where the neighborhood association rules with an iron fist.
There’s a fine line between friendly and nosy in the burbs.
In the burbs, everyone knows what you had for dinner last night.
The burbs: where the mailboxes are more interesting than the people.
If you want excitement, move to the city. If you want a white picket fence, move to the burbs.
In the burbs, Halloween decorations are taken very seriously.
The burbs: where dogs have playdates and their owners have awkward small talk.
In the burbs, HOA meetings are the highlight of the month.
The burbs: where setting off fireworks is the pinnacle of rebellion.
In the burbs, your reputation is everything… or nothing.
The burbs: where people collect lawn gnomes like they’re works of art.
Life in the burbs may be boring, but at least it’s predictable.
In the burbs, you can always count on a friendly wave from the neighbors.
The burbs: where everyone has a perfectly trimmed hedge and a perfectly kept secret.
In the burbs, every conversation starts with ‘Did you hear about…’
The burbs: where garage sales are a family affair.
Nothing says ‘I’ve made it in life’ like a two-car garage in the burbs.
In the burbs, the ice cream truck is the hero of the neighborhood.
The burbs: where the sound of lawnmowers is the soundtrack of summer.
In the burbs, Sunday afternoons are reserved for barbecues and small talk.
The burbs: where decorating your house for Christmas is a competitive sport.
In the burbs, there’s always a neighbor ready to lend a cup of sugar… or gossip.
The burbs: where the greatest scandal is a missing garden gnome.
In the burbs, the height of fashion is a polo shirt and khaki shorts.
