The Best Shooter McGavin Quotes

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Just stay out of my way or you’ll pay. Listen to what I say.

I didn’t get into this position by being bad at golf.

Oh, you can count? Good for you.

This is golf. It’s not a rock concert.

This is Shooter’s tour. He’s taken it one step at a time and it’s paid off.

You’re in my world now, Grandma.

I’m the best golfer, not you. Me!

You’re going to beat me? At golf? Ha!

I guess we know who the real golfer is.

The day I can’t even beat my own records is the day I hang up my clubs.

This is not just about winning. It’s about beating everyone.

Who the hell are you? I’m Shooter McGavin.

I’m not playing for second place!

It?s about drillin’ long balls.

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

I’ll make you a bet. If you ever beat me, I’ll never golf again.

I eat pieces of stuff like you for breakfast.

Are you too good for your home? Answer me!

This is golf… not a rock concert.

Stay out of my way… or you’ll pay. Listen to what I say.

You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of stuff like you for breakfast!

I’m Shooter McGavin, I’m here for one reason. To win, my friends.

I got into this tournament for one reason: money.

You’re gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, because you’re never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL… you jackass.

Yeah, you’re right. I’m just gonna win the whole dang thing!

Don’t worry about Mr. Larson, Happy. He’s just a little upset about losing his record.

You see Happy, we all have dreams. Mine just happens to come with a gold jacket!

Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.

Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay. LISTEN to what I say.

I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night. I was up late pitying my competitors.

Sorry, ladies. I have to go the extra mile to make sure that no one ever makes their dreams come true.

Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! Listen to what I say.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Why don’t I warm it up for ya? Here we go. The heater.

Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.

Don’t worry about that. It’s in the hole.

I saw two fat bikers in the woods off 17 having sex. How am I supposed to chip with that going on, Doug?

You’re in my world now, grandma.

I didn’t just get lucky. I took the bull by the horns and it felt good.

I’m gonna beat your ass on Sunday.

I?m the best golfer here, for crying out loud!

Green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a shit?

You’re gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion because you’re never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL.

Oh, come on, not on the beach! Uh, happy, the beach is that way!

I got news for you, you will lose, Happy.

I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Every time I come here it gets harder and harder to leave. I bet you put something to the water.

Just doing my job. Moving on.

I gotta get out of this place. I’ll hide out at the snack bar or something.