Tf2 soldier quotes

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

Mission begins in thirty seconds!

I’m not a crazed gunman, dad, I’m an assassin!

I’m gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!

This point ain’t gonna cap itself, get on the point!

I’m gonna headbutt ya’, I’m gonna headbutt ya’!

I’ll send you to meet your maker.

I’m a rocket-man!

Remember me, as a good guy!

Pain is weakness leaving the body!

You appear to have trodden on a mine!

I’m not a rocket scientist, I’m a rocket surgeon!

Everyone, look at me! I am dead!

I’m gonna turn you into colored rain!

I’m gonna turn you into a fine red mist!

I think you should’ve brought more gun!

Do not worry, I will make it quick!

I’ll see you in hell before I sell my guns!

I’m going to put my boot so far up your ass, you’ll taste shoe polish!

You fight like a girl!

That fancy scope of yours won’t save you now!

You’re all losers. Now, do you know what I call Marines who don’t have a weapon?

You prancing show ponies!

You look stupid.

This is an outrage!

I’m gonna head down there and take them out from behind!

Son, we need to talk about your killing machines!

You’re a loony!

You have the intestinal fortitude of a gnat!

You fight like a woman!

You are a spineless worm!

You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine if- (Snap)

You can’t hide behind your gadgets, pal!

If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!

You cannot hide from me, my gun is bigger than you are!

You’re all a bunch of cowards!

You are so small! Is funny to me!

You cannot hide, coward!

I’m gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!

You done incurred my wrath, son!

We tried diplomacy. You gave us… war.

I’m a rocket man. Rocket man!

You just got dominated, Fritz!

Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle toes!

You’re a disgrace to the uniform!

You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine if- (snap)

I’ll ring your doorbell, Sonny Jim!

Maggots!

I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!