Terrible quotes
In the darkest times, the light at the end of the tunnel is probably just an incoming train.
Life is like a roller coaster, just without the fun part.
Dream big, because reality is disappointing.
Success is just a series of well-masked failures.
Don’t worry, everything can always get worse.
Hope for the best, but expect the worst.
You can’t please everyone, but you can definitely disappoint them all.
Perfection is overrated, mediocrity is the new goal.
Life is just a constant reminder of our mistakes.
Failure is the only guaranteed path to success.
Opportunity knocks, but it usually has the wrong address.
The only thing scarier than failure is success.
Love is a battlefield, and you’re the one getting hit.
Expectations are just premeditated disappointments.
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you misunderstand it.
The only thing worse than being alone is being with other people.
The best way to guarantee failure is to try.
Why be happy when you can be mildly content?
Everything happens for a reason, and sometimes that reason is that life hates you.
Pain is just a reminder that you’re still alive, unfortunately.
The glass isn’t half empty or half full, it’s just a constant reminder of unfulfilled desires.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday’s regrets.
The road to success is paved with failure, broken dreams, and shattered ambitions.
Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Disney movies and delusional people.
If life gives you lemons, at least you can use them to make bitter lemonade.
No pain, no gain, but mostly just pain.
The only certainty in life is that everything is uncertain.
Life is just a series of unfortunate events that we try to pretend was a comedy.
The optimist sees the glass half full, while the pessimist knows it’s quickly running out of water.
Don’t worry about tomorrow, it’s just another day to be disappointed in yourself.
Good things come to those who wait, and wait, and wait…
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent, but life finds a way to convince you otherwise.
The only thing worse than being wrong is realizing you were right all along.
Life is a journey, and it’s definitely not a first-class ticket.
Why learn from your mistakes when you can just keep repeating them?
Success is like a mirage in the desert, just when you think you’re close, it disappears into thin air.
Change is the only constant, and it’s usually for the worse.
Love is like a paper-cut, it starts small but it never stops hurting.
Life is unfair, get used to it. Or don’t, it doesn’t really matter.
The weather may change, but your disappointment will remain the same.
Time heals all wounds, but it also creates new ones.
Don’t worry about failing, worry about never even trying.
Success is just failure in a fancy suit.
Life is like a puzzle, but all the pieces are missing.
The road less traveled is usually full of potholes and traffic.
Failure is just a pit-stop on the way to nowhere.
Hope is for the weak, despair is for the realists.
Nothing is impossible, except maybe being happy.
In the game of life, you’re always the losing player.
Life is like a comedy, but with more tragedy and fewer punchlines.