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Talladega Nights Quotes – Unforgettable Lines from the Beloved Comedy

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

If you ain’t first, you’re last.

Shake and bake!

I’m all jacked up on mountain dew!

It’s just like driving with a blindfold on!

I’m the Magic Man, and you ain’t got no legs!

Son, there’s nothin’ better in the world than hot, sweaty, loud engine noises.

You gotta learn to drive with the fear.

You’re like a greased up deaf guy, you’re unstoppable!

There’s a cougar in the car!

It’s all about the benjamins, baby!

I’m so hot, I’m on fire!

First you gotta learn to love yourself, and then the ladies will follow.

I may have the voice of an angel, but I have the balls of a mammoth.

I’m like a tornado of anger, swirling about!

I’m single now, and I’m ready to mingle.

I’m just a big hairy American winning machine!

If you don’t chew Big Red, then f*** you!

The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning!

I’m a big fan of money, I like it, I use it, I have a little.

I’m not sure what it means, but it sounds deep, and I like it.

I live my life one frame at a time.

I’m like a high-performance engine, ready to win!

I’ve been called many things in my life, but average ain’t one of them.

I don’t even know what that means, but I love it!

Talladega Nights Quotes – Unforgettable Lines from the Beloved Comedy part 2

I may not be the best, but lady luck is always on my side.

I’m a driving legend, baby!

I am the master of speed and destruction!

I can’t take credit for the sun, but I can sure as hell tan.

You can’t handle my awesomeness!

We were like wolves on the prowl, ready to dominate the race!

Life is like a race, and I’m the frontrunner.

I’m a racing prodigy, born to be fast!

I’ve got more driving skills in my pinky finger than most people have in their entire body.

I’m like a race car driver crossed with a daredevil, unstoppable!

They call me the King of the Speedway, bow down!

Speed is my drug, and I’m always craving more.

I’m a speed demon, unleashed and unstoppable!

I’m so fast, I make lightning look like it’s standing still.

I’m burning up the track like a comet from outer space!

I’m not just a racer, I’m a force of nature!

I leave my competitors in the dust, eating my exhaust fumes.

I’ve got the need for speed, and nothing can slow me down.

I’m like a rocket on wheels, always reaching for the stars.

I may not have wings, but I can still fly past my competition.

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