Superstitious and Humorous Friday the 13th Quotes and Sayings

I don’t suffer from triskaidekaphobia, I enjoy every bit of Friday the 13th.

Happy Friday the 13th! With enough coffee, even this day looks good.

Friday the 13th: Because every day deserves a little horror.

Even if luck isn’t on your side, happiness can still be ? Happy Friday the 13th!

May your Friday the 13th be filled with more laughs than screams.

Friday the 13th: Not all horror stories take place at night.

Keep Calm, it’s just Friday the 13th, not a horror movie.

I laugh at the face of bad luck, after all it’s just Friday the 13th.

Ah, Friday the 13th. The fear of the calendar itself.

May all your fears disappear, and only good luck appear this Friday the 13th.

Bravery is facing Friday the 13th without superstitions.

Unlucky for some? Make Friday the 13th your lucky day.

If you think Friday the 13th is scary, remember: Monday the 1st happens every month.

Face your fears. Turn the unluckiest day into the luckiest one!

Who needs a four-leaf clover? I make my own luck, even on Friday the 13th.

May the only spirits visiting you this Friday the 13th be the ones in your glass.

Lucky or not, it’s still a Friday. Celebrate the 13th!

Friday the 13th: The only day you can blame your misfortunes on a date.

Keep calm, it’s only Friday the 13th.

Paraskevidekatriaholics: Those addicted to Friday the 13th.

Superstitious or not, bad luck happens every day, but let?s make Friday the 13th a lucky one.

Some people have freaky Fridays, others have Friday the 13ths.

Friday the 13th: For some it’s scary, for others it’s just another Friday.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity, even on Friday the 13th.

Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow, and definitely not because it?s Friday the 13th.

Friday the 13th, it?s like Halloween for superstitious people.

Happy Friday the 13th. May your black cat cross the path of a broken mirror that falls under a ladder.

‘Even on Friday the 13th, the sun shines.

One should avoid stepping on sidewalk cracks while walking under a ladder this Friday the 13th.

You’re luckier than you think even when it’s Friday the 13th.

It may be Friday the 13th but it?s still a good day to go out and shine.

Why fear Friday the 13th? Every day carries its own surprises.

Chase your dreams on this Friday the 13th. Don?t let superstition hold you back!

It?s Friday the 13th; the only thing we have to fear is… everything.

Friday the 13th – because you can’t have too many reasons to hate a Monday.

Cheers to Friday the 13th: A day when weird is cool and unlucky is just a state of mind.

When the going gets weird, the weird go pro, especially on Friday the 13th.

If you think Friday the 13th is scary, try going without coffee.

Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.

It’s Friday the 13th: Remember to look only on the bright side. The dark side is where black cats lurk.

Nothing messes up my Friday like realizing it’s only the 13th.

Superstition runs deep on a day like Friday the 13th. Meanwhile, I’m just hoping the coffee pot isn’t broken.

Keep calm, it’s only bad luck on Friday the 13th if you put it in your head.

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours this Halloween? Wait, wrong holiday.

Friday the 13th: Where everyone becomes a little bit superstitious.

Luck isn’t found on a day, it’s found in your determination. Even on Friday the 13th.

Keep calm and pretend it’s not Friday the 13th.

Paraskevidekatriaphobia: Now that’s a scary word! Oh, it means fear of Friday the 13th.

Friday the 13th: Say it with me, I am not superstitious.

Here’s to Friday the 13th: May your day be free of walking under ladders, crossing paths with black cats, and stepping on cracks.

I’m not saying it’s Friday the 13th, but I did just see a crow trying to break a mirror under a ladder.

Cheers to Friday the 13th, a day when extra weird ‘normal’ becomes our new normal.