Start Your Day with a Smile – Funny Quotes to Have a Great Day

Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.

It’s a beautiful day to leave all your worries behind and just enjoy life!

Don’t count the days, make the days count!

Smile, it’s a brand new day and you’re alive!

Remember to take breaks, because even the sun doesn’t shine all day.

Today is a day for embracing your inner weirdo. Go out there and be you!

Rise and shine! The world is waiting for your awesomeness.

Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. Today is your day to shine!

Life is too short to be taken seriously. Have a laugh and enjoy the ride!

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… you, being awesome!

Put on your superhero cape and conquer the day!

If Plan A didn’t work, don’t worry, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet!

Today is a good day to be happy. So, be happy!

Life is like a camera. Focus on the good times and develop from the negatives.

Don’t forget to stop and smell the roses, and maybe take a selfie with them too!

Bad days will come and go, but the good ones will stick around, so make them count!

Today, choose to be the rainbow in someone else’s cloud.

Life is short, eat the cupcake!

Don’t be afraid to dance like nobody’s watching, even if they are.

The only thing better than a hot cup of coffee is a friend to share it with.

Life is too short to have boring hair and a boring day. Do something wild!

Be like a pineapple – stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside!

Don’t be a morning person. Be a cracked-out unicorn that sneezed glitter!

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I can’t adult today, can we just go back to bed?

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you!

Wishing you daily doses of laughter, love, and coffee!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for a slice of cheesecake!

May your lipstick be as bold as your personality today!

Your smile is your best accessory. Wear it proudly!

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts, and that’s kind of the same thing!

When in doubt, just add more glitter and call it a day!

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!

May your day be filled with hilarious typos and autocorrect fails!

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. It’s called power-napping!

You’re never too old to play in the rain or jump in puddles!

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. Like eating cake for breakfast!

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee!

May your day be filled with as much joy as a dog chasing its tail!

Today, choose to be the sunshine in someone’s cloudy day.

No matter how long the day, they all still have 24 hours – so make the most of them!

Life is like a rollercoaster. Hang on tight and enjoy the ride!

If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back!

Roses are red, violets are blue, make the most of today, and your dreams will come true!

Wear a smile like a boss, and conquer the day like a superhero!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.

Remember, you’re never fully dressed without a smile!