Stanley Hudson Quotes

I’m just here so I won’t get fined.

I have zero tolerance for nonsense.

I love pretzels. They’re crunchy and delicious.

I don’t have time for stupidity. I’m a busy man.

If I had a dollar for every idiot I’ve dealt with, I’d be a millionaire.

I don’t get excited about things. Excitement leads to disappointment.

The only thing I care about is my crossword puzzles.

Being right is the only thing that brings me joy.

I don’t want to hear your excuses. Just do your job.

Do you ever stop talking? I’m trying to enjoy my quiet time.

I’m not lazy, I’m efficient. I know how to get things done.

Don’t waste my time. I have better things to do.

I may not say much, but when I do, it’s worth listening to.

I don’t care about your feelings. Do your work and leave me alone.

Why do people always expect me to have an opinion? I couldn’t care less.

I don’t need recognition. My work speaks for itself.

I’m not grumpy. I just don’t have time for nonsense.

I’ve seen it all in this office. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Do not disturb. I’m in my zone.

I don’t need motivation. I know what needs to be done, and I do it.

If I had a dollar for every time someone annoyed me, I’d be rich.

You want my opinion? Fine. Just be prepared for the truth.

I don’t need your chit-chat. Let me do my work in peace.

I don’t have time to socialize. I have deadlines to meet.

Sarcasm is my second language.

If silence is golden, then I’m the richest man in the world.

I don’t get excited about birthdays. It’s just another day.

I don’t need coffee to wake up. I’m naturally alert.

I’ve mastered the art of indifference.

I don’t smile. It only encourages people to talk to me.

I have no patience for fools.

I don’t believe in luck. I believe in hard work.

My poker face is unbeatable.

I don’t have time for drama. I have work to do.

I don’t trust anyone. People are full of lies.

Never underestimate the power of a good nap.

I don’t understand why people get so worked up about small things. It’s all trivial.

I don’t do small talk. Get to the point.

I’m not easily impressed. I’ve seen it all.

I don’t need advice. I know what I’m doing.

Life is short, so make it worthwhile.

I don’t need a vacation. Work is my escape.

I’m not a team player. I work best alone.

I don’t need a motivational speech. I motivate myself.

I don’t have time for emotions. They just get in the way.

I don’t care about your problems. I have enough of my own.

I don’t like surprises. They disrupt my routine.

I don’t believe in luck. I believe in hard work and perseverance.

I don’t have time for negativity. It’s a waste of energy.

I don’t need praise. I know I’m good at what I do.