Spongebob quotes

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!

I can’t see my forehead!

I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah. You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah. We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!

I’m ugly and I’m proud!

No, this is Patrick!

I’m a Goofy Goober, rock! You’re a Goofy Goober, rock! We’re all Goofy Goobers, rock! Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goofy Goober, yeah!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

I can’t see my reflection. I have no soul!

Imma head out.

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die.

My wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight.

I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it… I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it… I don’t need it. I don’t need it…

I’m not a Krusty Krab.

It took us three days to make that potato salad…three days!!

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!

I can’t see my toes!

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

Am I a pretty girl?

I’m not a Krusty Krab, I’m not a Krusty Krab, I’m not a Krusty Krab!

I got the ugly!

I’m ugly and I’m proud!

Do you think I’m a dummy?

This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is…advanced darkness!

A five-letter word for happiness: money.

I’m not a baby, I’m a man!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick!

I can’t see my forehead!

I can’t see my clothes!

You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I’m ugly and I’m proud!

We’re not cavemen! We have technology!

I can’t see my absence of genitals!

Oh please, I have no soul.

I know I’m a genius, but do I have to rub it in everyone’s face?

Squidward, you’re my best friend, in the world!

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!

I can’t see my imaginary belt!

It’s called a wallet, Patrick. You put your money in it.

It’s called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo.

That hat makes you look like an idiot.

It’s called a spatula.

You mean like a weenie? Ok, I’m a weenie.

I can’t see my house!