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Being a single mom means twice the worries, twice the stress. But also twice the hugs, twice the love, and twice the pride.
‘Single mom’ is just a way of saying ‘I’m a superhero’.
Single moms: You are a doctor, a teacher, a nurse, a maid, a cook, a referee, a heroine, a provider, a defender, a protector, a true superwoman. Wear your cape proudly.
Raising kids is a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.
Yes, I am a Single Mother. And yes, I do a little bit of everything, and a whole lot of nothing.
Just because I am a single mother doesn?t mean I cannot be a success.
I?m not really single. I?m dating myself. I take myself out to eat, buy myself clothes. I love me.
Who needs superheroes when you have a single mom?
Could I have a backstage pass and a single-parent discount? That’s how a hustler does it.
When people praise me for being a single parent, I’m like, ‘Guess what? You’re doing it, too. You just have someone else to blame when things go wrong.’
Being a single mom is like playing piano with one hand while making PB&J with the other.
Who am I? I’m a mom, a daughter, a friend, and a chauffeur. Who knew I’d be all these roles wrapped into one?
Laundry, dishes, vacuuming, and wine. The glamorous life of a single mom.
If you’re a single mom and you’re glowing, you must be radiating baby poop.
Foam swords are my armor against tantrums of the little ones. Call me Queen Mom.
The K in my ‘okay’ stands for my single mom kickassery.
Sipping coffee while scheduling my kids’ 148 activities for the week, and yes, it?s Monday again.
I’m not just a single mom; I’m a double-duty mom. Double hugs, double kisses, and double the ‘I love you’s.
What’s my superpower? I’m a single mom. What’s yours?
Caffeine and chaos. Just another day in the life of a single mom.
I don’t have a spare uterus, so I guess I’ll have to be a superhero.
Single mom-ing: Because multi-tasking without a cape is how we roll.
Who needs a man when your kids say you’re the queen of everything?
Caffeine and chaos – the official sponsors of single motherhood.
A single mom’s life is all about decisions. Like deciding whether to worry about dinner… or sleep!
Being a single mom is like playing life on hard mode, but I’m leveling up like a boss.
Did someone say bedtime? Oh, music to a single mother’s ears.
I’m not just a single mom. I’m a cook, a maid, a nurse, and a superhero. What’s your occupation?
Single mom’s motto: Fake it till you get them to bed.
Peek-a-boo, I see you! Said every single mom trying to take a quick shower.
Oh, you think you can scare me? Honey, I’m a single mom.
Single mom: Because ‘hectic’ is my default state.
Finding a babysitter feels like I just won the lottery. Single mom joy is real.
A day in the life of a single mom: 90% coffee and 10% dry shampoo.
Single motherhood: the job where vacation leaves are mythical!
Single mom rule #1: If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. So always choose laughter!
Single mom life: Where you understand that ‘me time’ is a myth.
Single motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine.
Welcome to single-hood, where every night is Netflix and solo chill.
Trust me, you can’t scare a single mom. We’ve seen it all!
Single mom: the only position that works 24/7 with no breaks and still here I am, killing it.
Baby wipes are one of the essential weapons in my arsenal to fight against chaos, I realized I am a single mom.
People: Why do you always look so tired? Me: Single momming, ever heard of it?
Spent the night wondering up a plan to conquer the world, realized I?m a single mom, conquered laundry instead.
I thought about quitting today; then I noticed who was watching.
Just because I am a single mom doesn’t mean my hands are full. Actually, it means my heart is.
Sometimes I am not sure what’s more exhausting: being a single mom or pretending I can do it all.
Single mom?s club, the only club where ‘I need a nap’ is the official greeting.
Every single mom needs a double espresso in her life.
I would agree that I am the superhero of my story, but even superheroes need coffee.
Being a single mom is twice the work, twice the stress, and twice the tears, but also twice the cuddles, twice the love, and twice the pride.
A fun fact about being a single mom: It’s like a walk in the park. But the park is Jurassic Park.
Ain?t no hood like motherhood, especially single motherhood.
Single mom tip: Keep calm and pretend it’s not chaos.
When life gives you lemons, you slice them up and put them into your sweet tea and thank God you’re a single mom!
Being a single mom means twice the worries, twice the stress. But also twice the hugs, twice the love, and twice the pride.
‘Single mom’ is just a way of saying ‘I’m a superhero’.
Single moms: You are a doctor, a teacher, a nurse, a maid, a cook, a referee, a heroine, a provider, a defender, a protector, a true superwoman. Wear your cape proudly.
Raising kids is a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.
Yes, I am a Single Mother. And yes, I do a little bit of everything, and a whole lot of nothing.
Just because I am a single mother doesn?t mean I cannot be a success.
I?m not really single. I?m dating myself. I take myself out to eat, buy myself clothes. I love me.
Who needs superheroes when you have a single mom?
Could I have a backstage pass and a single-parent discount? That’s how a hustler does it.
When people praise me for being a single parent, I’m like, ‘Guess what? You’re doing it, too. You just have someone else to blame when things go wrong.’
Being a single mom is like playing piano with one hand while making PB&J with the other.
Who am I? I’m a mom, a daughter, a friend, and a chauffeur. Who knew I’d be all these roles wrapped into one?
Laundry, dishes, vacuuming, and wine. The glamorous life of a single mom.
If you’re a single mom and you’re glowing, you must be radiating baby poop.
Foam swords are my armor against tantrums of the little ones. Call me Queen Mom.
The K in my ‘okay’ stands for my single mom kickassery.
Sipping coffee while scheduling my kids’ 148 activities for the week, and yes, it?s Monday again.
I’m not just a single mom; I’m a double-duty mom. Double hugs, double kisses, and double the ‘I love you’s.
What’s my superpower? I’m a single mom. What’s yours?
Caffeine and chaos. Just another day in the life of a single mom.
I don’t have a spare uterus, so I guess I’ll have to be a superhero.
Single mom-ing: Because multi-tasking without a cape is how we roll.
Who needs a man when your kids say you’re the queen of everything?
Caffeine and chaos – the official sponsors of single motherhood.
A single mom’s life is all about decisions. Like deciding whether to worry about dinner… or sleep!
Being a single mom is like playing life on hard mode, but I’m leveling up like a boss.
Did someone say bedtime? Oh, music to a single mother’s ears.
I’m not just a single mom. I’m a cook, a maid, a nurse, and a superhero. What’s your occupation?
Single mom’s motto: Fake it till you get them to bed.
Peek-a-boo, I see you! Said every single mom trying to take a quick shower.
Oh, you think you can scare me? Honey, I’m a single mom.
Single mom: Because ‘hectic’ is my default state.
Finding a babysitter feels like I just won the lottery. Single mom joy is real.
A day in the life of a single mom: 90% coffee and 10% dry shampoo.
Single motherhood: the job where vacation leaves are mythical!
Single mom rule #1: If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. So always choose laughter!
Single mom life: Where you understand that ‘me time’ is a myth.
Single motherhood: powered by love, fueled by coffee, sustained by wine.
Welcome to single-hood, where every night is Netflix and solo chill.
Trust me, you can’t scare a single mom. We’ve seen it all!
Single mom: the only position that works 24/7 with no breaks and still here I am, killing it.
Baby wipes are one of the essential weapons in my arsenal to fight against chaos, I realized I am a single mom.
People: Why do you always look so tired? Me: Single momming, ever heard of it?
Spent the night wondering up a plan to conquer the world, realized I?m a single mom, conquered laundry instead.
I thought about quitting today; then I noticed who was watching.
Just because I am a single mom doesn’t mean my hands are full. Actually, it means my heart is.
Sometimes I am not sure what’s more exhausting: being a single mom or pretending I can do it all.
Single mom?s club, the only club where ‘I need a nap’ is the official greeting.
Every single mom needs a double espresso in her life.
I would agree that I am the superhero of my story, but even superheroes need coffee.
Being a single mom is twice the work, twice the stress, and twice the tears, but also twice the cuddles, twice the love, and twice the pride.
A fun fact about being a single mom: It’s like a walk in the park. But the park is Jurassic Park.
Ain?t no hood like motherhood, especially single motherhood.
Single mom tip: Keep calm and pretend it’s not chaos.
When life gives you lemons, you slice them up and put them into your sweet tea and thank God you’re a single mom!
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