Shrek 2 Quotes

I’m a believer, I couldn’t leave her if I tried. – Donkey

I’m a donkey on the edge! – Donkey

It’s a Fiona-vention! – Donkey

I hate Mondays. – Puss in Boots

I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitching. – Donkey

No, go on. Rotten to the core, that’s me. – Shrek

I am an ogre, I am an ogre. – Shrek

I can see my house from here! – Donkey

Who wants free candy? – Puss in Boots

Is that a threat? – Fairy Godmother

I’m a coming, Princess! – Donkey

You know, I always thought I’d be a great witch. – Shrek

I’m sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken by the donkey. – Puss in Boots

Shrek 2 Quotes part 2

Why don’t you just leave me alone? – Shrek

I’m contractually obligated to give the castle a makeover. – Fairy Godmother

Well, that’s a new one. – Puss in Boots

I’m an Ogre, not a nanny. – Shrek

Nobody said I was supposed to be happy! – Shrek

I grab my crisps with my powerful ogre hands. – Donkey

Ah, I love it when we’re labelled! – Fairy Godmother

Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? – King Harold

I’m not a baby, I’m a Frenchman! – Puss in Boots

I think we need a plan. – Shrek

Do you know the muffin man? – Donkey

Oh, folks, you’re making me blush! – Fairy Godmother

I look around and see my new castle, and the love of my life, and my donkey. – Shrek

I am here to make you feel good! – Fairy Godmother

Will you stop eating?! – Shrek

Knock knock. Who’s there? Shrek. – Puss in Boots

Well, golly gumdrops, that’s swell! – Donkey

I’m the king of the castle! – Shrek

We have to save our friends! – Donkey

I guess I’m just an ogre-in-law. – Shrek

Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something? – Puss in Boots

Did you see that? He called me an ogre! – Shrek

I’m just a noble steed on a dangerous quest. – Donkey

Please hold your applause. – Fairy Godmother

I always wanted to be a dragon when I grew up. – Donkey

Do I still get to be king? – Shrek

I have no idea how to be a royal. – Shrek

You’ve got a lot of explaining to do, fairy. – Donkey

I’ll save you guys! – Puss in Boots

I can’t believe I’m gonna be king! – Shrek

I’m sorry, but I have to save my ass. – Donkey

You’re just jealous that I’m a natural talent. – Puss in Boots

This is gonna be fun! – Shrek

I couldn’t ask for a better friend, or a better husband. – Fiona

Eating hairballs has nothing to do with love. – Donkey

I’m not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that. – Shrek

And they lived happily ever after. Well, sort of. – Narrator

I’m a believer, I couldn’t leave her if I tried. – Donkey

I’m a donkey on the edge! – Donkey

It’s a Fiona-vention! – Donkey

I hate Mondays. – Puss in Boots

I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitching. – Donkey

No, go on. Rotten to the core, that’s me. – Shrek

I am an ogre, I am an ogre. – Shrek

I can see my house from here! – Donkey

Who wants free candy? – Puss in Boots

Is that a threat? – Fairy Godmother

I’m a coming, Princess! – Donkey

You know, I always thought I’d be a great witch. – Shrek

I’m sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken by the donkey. – Puss in Boots

Why don’t you just leave me alone? – Shrek

I’m contractually obligated to give the castle a makeover. – Fairy Godmother

Well, that’s a new one. – Puss in Boots

I’m an Ogre, not a nanny. – Shrek

Nobody said I was supposed to be happy! – Shrek

I grab my crisps with my powerful ogre hands. – Donkey

Ah, I love it when we’re labelled! – Fairy Godmother

Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? – King Harold

I’m not a baby, I’m a Frenchman! – Puss in Boots

I think we need a plan. – Shrek

Do you know the muffin man? – Donkey

Oh, folks, you’re making me blush! – Fairy Godmother

I look around and see my new castle, and the love of my life, and my donkey. – Shrek

I am here to make you feel good! – Fairy Godmother

Will you stop eating?! – Shrek

Knock knock. Who’s there? Shrek. – Puss in Boots

Well, golly gumdrops, that’s swell! – Donkey

I’m the king of the castle! – Shrek

We have to save our friends! – Donkey

I guess I’m just an ogre-in-law. – Shrek

Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something? – Puss in Boots

Did you see that? He called me an ogre! – Shrek

I’m just a noble steed on a dangerous quest. – Donkey

Please hold your applause. – Fairy Godmother

I always wanted to be a dragon when I grew up. – Donkey

Do I still get to be king? – Shrek

I have no idea how to be a royal. – Shrek

You’ve got a lot of explaining to do, fairy. – Donkey

I’ll save you guys! – Puss in Boots

I can’t believe I’m gonna be king! – Shrek

I’m sorry, but I have to save my ass. – Donkey

You’re just jealous that I’m a natural talent. – Puss in Boots

This is gonna be fun! – Shrek

I couldn’t ask for a better friend, or a better husband. – Fiona

Eating hairballs has nothing to do with love. – Donkey

I’m not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that. – Shrek

And they lived happily ever after. Well, sort of. – Narrator