Shaun of the dead quotes

We’re coming to get you, Barbara!

You’ve got red on you.

It’s not hip-hop. It’s electro.

That’s why I drink at home!

Where’s your boyfriend? Shaun of the Dead?

What do you think I am, an Indian?

He’s not my boyfriend!

I’m not staying in the shed!

Don’t forget to kill Philip!

Feel free to think I’m a twat.

There’s a girl in the garden!

Stop throwing records!

We better get to the pub.

He’s got an arm off!

He’s got another arm off!

Who died and made you king of the zombies?

Can I get any of you c**ts a drink?

We’re going to the Winchester.

I’m not gonna argue that with you!

It’s not the end of the world.

I ran it under a cold tap.

They’re not drunk.

You never want to do anything!

We’re all gonna die, aren’t we?

Mom! Dad! It’s Phillip!

Why don’t you just fuck off, then?

I’m sorry, Shaun.

It’s not as sexy as it sounds.

I’m not gonna shoot my Mom!

I’m seriously so pissed off!

Here’s a fun fact, Shaun.

You wanna live forever?

We grew up.

Shaun, don’t be oblivious!

We’re cannon fodder!

You never take anything seriously!

I’m sorry I said you were useless.

You lead with the spear, it’s heavy metal.

I love you, Mum.

Just look how fast they’re moving.

You’ve got red on you.

Seriously, Shaun. Have youREALLY got brain power?

One pull?

I don’t want to be public enemy number one in pub quiz land.

She’s so drunk.

You’ve always been really sound.

Get off me!

I don’t think I’ve got enough blood to run ’em.

Cheers!

As you were!