Savage Quotes for Stalkers on Instagram

Stalkers never quit, they just upgrade their surveillance skills.

Stalking you on Instagram is my cardio.

I see you even when you don’t see me.

A stalker’s love is forever… or at least until you block them.

I know you better than your closest friends, thanks to Instagram stalking.

I’m the ninja of stalking, you’ll never catch me.

If stalking were an Olympic sport, I’d win gold every time.

I don’t need to be invited to your life, I’ll just follow you on Instagram.

I have an unlimited supply of popcorn, just for watching your Instagram stories.

I may be a stalker, but at least I keep my distance… physically.

I know your every move, thanks to Instagram’s location feature.

Savage Quotes for Stalkers on Instagram part 2

I’m like a shadow, always there but you can’t see me.

Stalking is a full-time job, and I’m the CEO.

I wish Instagram had a ‘private detective’ badge for me.

I’m not a stalker, I’m a social media enthusiast with a focus on you.

I have a PhD in Instagram stalking, want to see my thesis?

I’ll find you on Instagram, even if you change your username a hundred times.

I’m the behind-the-scenes director of your Instagram feed.

If stalking were a crime, I’d be serving multiple life sentences.

Why hire a private investigator when you have me, the ultimate Instagram stalker?

I’m not just following you on Instagram, I’m also following your friends, family, and pet.

If you want to know who your real admirer is, check your Instagram followers list.

I’m not stalking you, I’m just a dedicated fan.

Some people dream of becoming famous, I dream of becoming your top Instagram stalker.

I may be a stalker, but at least I don’t leave creepy comments on your posts.

Every good story needs a good stalker, and I’m here to make your life interesting.

If you ever feel like someone is watching you, it’s probably me.

I’m not just a stalker, I’m a curator of your digital life.

I have a dedicated folder on my phone just for screenshots of your Instagram posts.

You may be living your life, but I’m living your Instagram feed.

Stalking you on Instagram is my guilty pleasure.

I know more about your daily routine than you do, thanks to Instagram stories.

I don’t need to hire a private investigator, I have Instagram and a lot of free time.

I’m the detective of social media, and you’re my most interesting case.

I’m the reason you always have notifications on your Instagram account.

I know all your Instagram secrets, and I’ll never reveal them… unless you block me.

I’m not a stalker, I’m a silent observer of your online life.

I’m like a fly on the wall, but instead of a wall, I’m watching you on Instagram.

I may not be able to see you in person, but I can always see your Instagram posts.

Think twice before posting on Instagram, because I’ll be watching.

I can tell you’ve been stalking my Instagram, because you’re trying to copy my style.

If you’re going to stalk someone on Instagram, you might as well stalk the best.

I could teach a masterclass on how to be a professional stalker on Instagram.

I’m like a ghost, always lurking in the background of your Instagram feed.

Stalking you on Instagram is my form of entertainment… and I’m easily amused.

I may not comment on your posts, but don’t worry, I’ve seen every single one.

I have the ability to know what you’re going to post on Instagram before you even post it.

I know more about you than your own parents, thanks to Instagram stalking.

Stalking you on Instagram is my version of reality TV.

Being a stalker requires dedication, passion, and a smartphone with a strong internet connection.

Stalkers never quit, they just upgrade their surveillance skills.

Stalking you on Instagram is my cardio.

I see you even when you don’t see me.

A stalker’s love is forever… or at least until you block them.

I know you better than your closest friends, thanks to Instagram stalking.

I’m the ninja of stalking, you’ll never catch me.

If stalking were an Olympic sport, I’d win gold every time.

I don’t need to be invited to your life, I’ll just follow you on Instagram.

I have an unlimited supply of popcorn, just for watching your Instagram stories.

I may be a stalker, but at least I keep my distance… physically.

I know your every move, thanks to Instagram’s location feature.

I’m like a shadow, always there but you can’t see me.

Stalking is a full-time job, and I’m the CEO.

I wish Instagram had a ‘private detective’ badge for me.

I’m not a stalker, I’m a social media enthusiast with a focus on you.

I have a PhD in Instagram stalking, want to see my thesis?

I’ll find you on Instagram, even if you change your username a hundred times.

I’m the behind-the-scenes director of your Instagram feed.

If stalking were a crime, I’d be serving multiple life sentences.

Why hire a private investigator when you have me, the ultimate Instagram stalker?

I’m not just following you on Instagram, I’m also following your friends, family, and pet.

If you want to know who your real admirer is, check your Instagram followers list.

I’m not stalking you, I’m just a dedicated fan.

Some people dream of becoming famous, I dream of becoming your top Instagram stalker.

I may be a stalker, but at least I don’t leave creepy comments on your posts.

Every good story needs a good stalker, and I’m here to make your life interesting.

If you ever feel like someone is watching you, it’s probably me.

I’m not just a stalker, I’m a curator of your digital life.

I have a dedicated folder on my phone just for screenshots of your Instagram posts.

You may be living your life, but I’m living your Instagram feed.

Stalking you on Instagram is my guilty pleasure.

I know more about your daily routine than you do, thanks to Instagram stories.

I don’t need to hire a private investigator, I have Instagram and a lot of free time.

I’m the detective of social media, and you’re my most interesting case.

I’m the reason you always have notifications on your Instagram account.

I know all your Instagram secrets, and I’ll never reveal them… unless you block me.

I’m not a stalker, I’m a silent observer of your online life.

I’m like a fly on the wall, but instead of a wall, I’m watching you on Instagram.

I may not be able to see you in person, but I can always see your Instagram posts.

Think twice before posting on Instagram, because I’ll be watching.

I can tell you’ve been stalking my Instagram, because you’re trying to copy my style.

If you’re going to stalk someone on Instagram, you might as well stalk the best.

I could teach a masterclass on how to be a professional stalker on Instagram.

I’m like a ghost, always lurking in the background of your Instagram feed.

Stalking you on Instagram is my form of entertainment… and I’m easily amused.

I may not comment on your posts, but don’t worry, I’ve seen every single one.

I have the ability to know what you’re going to post on Instagram before you even post it.

I know more about you than your own parents, thanks to Instagram stalking.

Stalking you on Instagram is my version of reality TV.

Being a stalker requires dedication, passion, and a smartphone with a strong internet connection.