Savage Petty Quotes

I’m not a savage, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.

If being petty is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Mess with me and you’ll unleash the savage inside.

Petty is my middle name, don’t forget it.

I don’t hold grudges, I hold receipts.

The pettier, the better.

I may be small, but my pettiness knows no bounds.

Don’t mistake my silence for weakness, it’s just me plotting my revenge.

Petty thoughts, savage actions.

I’m not petty, I’m just efficient at keeping score.

In the game of pettiness, I always win.

I don’t need your validation, my pettiness is more than enough.

I don’t always clap back, but when I do, it’s epic.

If being savage was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.

My pettiness is a work of art.

Don’t underestimate the power of a petty mind.

My savage side can’t be tamed.

I may be salty, but I’m also spicy.

I may be petty, but at least I’m entertaining.

I don’t need revenge, karma will do it for me.

I’m a savage, but with style.

If pettiness was an Olympic sport, I’d bring home the gold.

I don’t do petty, I do savage.

My petty game is strong, don’t test me.

Pettiness is my superpower.

I may be petty, but I’m also fiercely loyal.

I don’t see obstacles, I see opportunities for pettiness.

Just because I’m petty doesn’t mean I’m not classy.

I may be small, but my pettiness is larger than life.

Pettiness is a lifestyle, not a phase.

I may be a savage, but I’m a lovable one.

I’m not being petty, I’m just teaching lessons.

My pettiness is like a fine wine, it only gets better with time.

I may be savage, but I always speak the truth.

I didn’t choose the petty life, the petty life chose me.

If being petty is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into the eyes of your enemies.

I don’t entertain drama, I create it.

If being petty is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I may be petty, but at least I’m honest.

I’m not petty, I just have a high standard for people’s stupidity.

Pettiness is my therapy.

My savage is always on standby.

I shine brightest when I’m being petty.

I don’t do petty, I excel in it.

Expect the unexpected when dealing with my pettiness.

Pettiness is my secret weapon.

I’m not petty, I’m just highly skilled in subtle revenge.

Mess with me and you’ll regret it, my pettiness knows no mercy.

I may be savage, but I always leave a lasting impression.