Sarcastic Quotes About Fake People

Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just here for the fake smiles and empty conversations.

If fake were a currency, some people would be billionaires.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of your hypocrisy.

Oh, you’re real? I couldn’t tell with all that fakeness shining through.

You’re such a good actor, maybe you should consider a career in Hollywood.

If fake were an Olympic sport, you would be a gold medalist.

Keep smiling, it makes it easier to ignore your fake personality.

It must be exhausting pretending to be someone you’re not.

Congratulations on winning the award for the most fake friend of the year.

I’m sorry, I can’t seem to find where your genuine personality went.

You should trademark your fake smile, it’s truly a work of art.

I love how you always have something nice to say, as long as it benefits you.

I’m allergic to fake people, so I guess that’s why I can’t stand being around you.

If sarcasm was a language, you would be fluent.

You’re so two-faced, you could probably star in a horror movie.

You should audition for a reality TV show, they love fake drama.

I didn’t realize we were playing pretend, but apparently you’re the expert.

I can always count on you to be true…ly fake.

You should open a fake emotion training school, you’d have a lot of applicants.

I’m sorry, but I can’t take anything you say seriously, considering your track record of fakeness.

You’re so fake, you make Barbie look real.

I don’t need any more fake friends, my collection is already complete.

You should teach a masterclass on how to be fake, I’m sure it would be a hit.

I don’t know how you keep up with all the lies and deception, it must be exhausting.

You must take a lot of pride in your ability to deceive people.

Sometimes I wonder if your mask of fakeness is glued to your face.

You should be a motivational speaker, your ability to fake enthusiasm is unmatched.

You have a talent for pretending, I’ll give you that.

You’re like a walking contradiction wrapped in layers of fakeness.

If fake friendships were worth anything, you would be a millionaire.

You should write a book, ‘The Art of Being Fake: A Step-by-Step Guide’.

I can’t trust anything you say, it’s probably just another one of your lies.

Your insincerity knows no bounds.

You’re so fake, even Siri has a more genuine voice.

I’m sorry, I can’t take you seriously when your words don’t match your actions.

You should consider a career in acting, your fake emotions are quite convincing.

I guess it’s true what they say, ‘fake it till you make it.’ Too bad you’ll never make it.

You’re so good at pretending, you should join a theater troupe.

I can never tell if you’re being genuine or just playing another game of deceit.

I’m allergic to fake people, and I must say, you’re giving me quite the reaction.

Keep up the great acting, maybe you’ll fool someone one day.

I’m sorry, but I don’t have time for fake people in my life. I prefer the real deal.

Fake people like you are the reason trust issues exist.

Your fakeness is like a black hole, sucking all the authenticity out of the room.

Do you ever get tired of being fake? Just curious.

You should be an ambassador for phoniness, you’ve certainly mastered the art.

If fake smiles were a currency, you would be rolling in dough.

You should win an award for the best imitation of a real human being.

I’m sorry, but I don’t speak fake.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully fooled everyone… except me.