Santa Clause Quotes: Embrace the Christmas Spirit

Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing.

Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing.

Just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

I’m not just a whimsical figure who wears a charming suit and affects a jolly demeanor. You know, I I I’m a symbol.

I?ve got to get married? It’s not that I’m afraid of commitment. I’m afraid of dis commitment.

Whoa! Pull the sleigh over! Santa needs to do some thinking.

This is our perpetrator. This one’s not gonna be easy to find. Wanted for attempted murder of a reindeer.

The true meaning of Christmas is within your heart.

Buddy, maybe you should slow down on those cookies.

You want to know the weight of a reindeer? How long is a minute?

We’re your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.

Yeah, there’s millions of kids all over the world, but I’m just one Santa. I’ve got to get the job done.

You know, Santa, you have a real bad judgment about kids.

Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing. – Scott Calvin

I’m in big trouble Mmmm mmm not because I’m fat, because I ate the last piece of chicken. – Scott Calvin

Don’t mess with me, Santa. I’m pre-El Nino. – Scott Calvin

What, you missed the ‘Rose Suchak Ladder Company’? – Scott Calvin

I’ve got a plane full of letters for Santa sitting at 25,000 feet, so if you don’t mind… I’m in quite a hurry. – Scott Calvin

I’m Santa Claus, Teddy, not Yoda. – Scott Calvin

Here’s to parties, laughter, and no worries. And to you always being there to tuck me in. – Scott Calvin

Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we’re going to destroy our son’s delusions, I should be a part of it. – Scott Calvin

He won’t do that, we sing. We sing at the North Pole. – Santa’s Elves

Let it all tickle. Let it all jingle. Let everything gingle and tickle. – Scott Calvin

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver. – Neil

You’re as healthy as a horse. A big fat horse. – Scott Calvin’s Doctor

Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing. – Santa Claus

Charlie, stay away from those things. They’re reindeer, you don’t know where they’ve been. – Scott Calvin

You’re as healthy as a horse… Yeah, a Clydesdale. – Dr. Pete Novos

Santa is not a job, it’s a calling. – Bernard

Just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. – Santa Claus

It’s okay, I’m used to it. I lived through the ’60s. – Scott Calvin

My heart can’t take any more coffee. – Santa Claus

Scott Calvin: Have a piece of fruit for God’s sake!

Whoa Dad! You’re flying! – Charlie Calvin

Elves with attitude. – Bernard

Christmas is about believing, not seeing. – Santa Claus

If something should happen to me, put on my suit; the reindeer will know what to do. – Santa Claus

From rooftop to rooftop, sneaking around like a common burglar, this is ludicrous. – Scott Calvin

You gotta do it. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta. – Judy the Elf

Charlie, there?s something I?ve been wanting to tell you for a long, long, time and I think you?re ready to hear it. – Scott Calvin.