The key to happiness is to find joy in the little things.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade… and then add vodka.
I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.
I’m not weird, I’m just gifted.
Being bored is a luxury.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.
If there’s a will, there’s a way. If there’s a WiFi, there’s no way.
I’m too glam to give a damn.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.
If life is a game, I must be the cheat code.
I don’t believe in luck, I believe in miracles… or chocolate.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Instagram.
I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.
I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I prefer my heroes to be super powered and fictional.
I’m not weird, I’m a limited-edition collector’s item.
My superpower? I can turn oxygen into sarcasm.
I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
I may be a disaster, but I’m a beautiful disaster.
I’m not a player, I’m the game master.
Who needs a prince charming when you can have a king-sized chocolate bar?
I don’t need therapy, I just need a hug… and maybe a million dollars.
I don’t sweat, I sparkle.
I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing gravity.
I’m a limited edition, there’s only one of me.
I’m not a nerd, I’m just intellectually superior.
I’m not shy, I’m socially selective.
I may not be perfect, but I’m definitely limited edition.
If common sense was common, we wouldn’t need a warning label on everything.
I don’t make mistakes, I just have unplanned adventures.
I don’t believe in luck, I believe in miracles… or pizza delivery.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
I don’t need a superhero, I’m a superhero in disguise.
I’m not sensitive, I’m selectively passionate.
Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile in my unicorn slippers.
I’m not a quitter, I’m just on a long-term coffee break.
I may not be perfect, but I’m perfectly flawed.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
I’m not clumsy, I’m just addicted to gravity.
I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I prefer my heroes to be fictional and emotionally unavailable.
I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.
I don’t need an alarm clock, I wake up naturally fabulous.
I may not be perfect, but I’m definitely limited edition.
I don’t believe in luck, I believe in myself… and a little bit of chocolate.
I’m not a nerd, I’m just intellectually gifted.
I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.
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