Ron Weasley Quotes

I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to.

Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.

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Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.

Anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

Do you think we’ll ever just have a quiet year at Hogwarts?

I’ve got to plan my revenge on Fred and George. Can’t tell you what I’m planning because you might let it slip.

From now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell ‘Die, Ron, die,’ I’m chucking them in the bin where they belong.

Puking pastilles? Fred and George… I’m gonna be in so much trouble, why can’t I get the hang of this?

They’ve got more nerve than I gave them credit for.

You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

Oh, yeah… Can you give me some hair? – Flavor? – What?

Blimey, Harry, you’ve slayed dragons! If you can handle that, I reckon the Triwizard Tournament would be a piece of cake!

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world.

Yeah, but the lost diadem… It’s lost, Luna, as in, gone forever. I mean, what’s the point?

We’re not going to use magic? – That’s right. Now, if you two don’t mind, I’ll be having a lie-in.

Are you mental? We wouldn’t last two days without her. Don’t tell me you’ve never noticed. Hermione Granger, I mean?

I’m not an owl!

Scared? A hand jumped out of there, remember?

Well, you can’t break an unbreakable vow…

Giants? Yes, I think so, but… it was dark… and I’d had my eyes closed.

Are you a witch or not?!

I know what the problem is! … I’ve gone temporarily deaf and haven’t been able to hear a word you’ve said!

Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.

It’s like school! You’re both mental!

I’m not an owl! You’re lucky I came at all!

I suppose I asked for it, really, I didn’t say anything about not liking French food.

You haven’t got a letter on yours,” George observed. “I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge.”

She called Hermione a ‘nightmare’ … well, I don’t think she’s all that nice!

Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?

Blimey, Harry! You’ve slayed dragons! If you can handle that, you’ll bloody well cope with a Night Tent!

Riddles. It’s ‘The Unknowable’; you answer ‘one of your mother’s cakes.

Can’t go back now, can we? We’ve just told a teacher we’ve got information about Harry Potter.

But… but… this is against the rules! – At Hogwarts, we’ve got a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.

Hermione’s got nice skin. Had a lot of chocolates over the summer, didn’t she?’

It’s taken you long enough! – “Shut up! – “You haven’t exactly been quick.

That’s everyone accounted for, except Wormtail, there. His blubber would make the ideal food for a dementor, they’re not too fussy what they feast on…

I am not paying for some loony old fraud to teach him magic tricks!

I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge.

I’m warning you… Hermione’s got a lot of magic up her sleeve… She’s loaded.

She didn’t say anything about a license. – She didn’t say anything about your face, either, but she let you keep it, didn’t she?

We’re going through the trap door tonight. No more debate!

An unbreakable vow? Nah, he can’t have: you can’t break an unbreakable vow.

Give her hell from us, Peeves.

Psst! Harry – you’re a great wizard – you really are.

Your mum ever tell you an’ your dad anythin’?

You haven’t got a letter on yours! – I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge.

My brave sons. My equal.

Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back.

Don’t worry, I’ll go easy on you.