Romy and Michele Quotes: Revisting the Most Memorable Lines

I’m the Mary and you’re the Rhoda.

I just get really happy when they say we have to leave.

Tall and stupid; that’s the Mary and Rhoda all over!

Actually, I have been trying this new fat-free diet I invented. All I’ve had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.

Alright, Christie, that’s it! You can belittle us, humiliate us. But you cannot ignore us!

You know, I always knew that there was nothing out there for us.

Does this dress make me look like a cow?

Okay, this is it. The beginning of our new lives. Again.

I hope your babies look like monkeys!

You know, even though we’ve watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.

What the hell is your problem, Christie? Why are you always so mean to us?

Um, I invented Post-Its.

We can go to the reunion, and just pretend to be successful. I mean, it’s not like anybody is going to background check us. It?s high school.

I’m the Mary, and you’re the Rhoda!

Okay, like, right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’ But it’s like, when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I said RSVP because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that like did not RSVP. So I was like totally buggin’.

Actually Christie, they have been scientifically proven to help balance weight and promote healthy brain function.

You know, even though we’ve watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

We’re not the ones who got fat. We’re pregnant, you half-wit.

We are businesswomen working at our jobs.

I’m sorry. I couldn?t find my top.

I hope your babies look like monkeys.

We’re not shopping. We’re just cute.

I’ve been killing myself for eight days! I gained a pound!

But I never had a dream come true until the day that I found you.

If so, I?d love to dance with you because I won?t remember any of this in the morning.

I can’t believe how cute I look.

This is your dream baby. Your wish is coming true.

I’m not a phony! I was totally heartbroken about missing the dance. I thought I was gonna die!

Let’s fold scarves!

Maybe I?m just an idiot.

Time After Time is mine!

I don’t care if they like us because we are who we are and that?s more real than any of them.

What the hell is your problem? I mean, all I wanted to do was to come here and get a great dress!

Do you have some sort of business woman special?

I hope your babies look like monkeys.

Who invented Post-Its?

Well, at least we know what our new year’s resolution will be.

You know, even though we’ve watched ‘Pretty Woman’ like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.

You know, I never thought I’d say this, but I’m really sick of this song.

We’re not the ones who got fat.

You have more fun when you don’t keep score.

I bet in high school, everybody said that you were most likely to make someone a psychotic obsession.

Does this remind you of anything?

Oh, okay. Like, right. Good. Maybe you can get us some iced coffee.

What are you picking on us for anyway? We are not the ones who got fat. We’re the ones who’ve been here for ten years, waiting for you…

Ooh, the diet coke head.

Why don’t we stop talking about the past and start talking about the future?

All I ever wanted was for you to be nice to me.

That hurt. But it looked really good.

Sort of a business woman’s lunch special.

Isn’t it amazing how we can look back a year ago and realize how much we’ve grown? It’s like we’re totally different people now.

We’re more popular now than when we were in high school. Do you believe it? I mean, we’re not…ugly!