Quotes That Will Make You Laugh About Libraries
Libraries: the original search engine.
I don’t always go to the library, but when I do, I pretend to read every book.
My doctor told me to take a break from books, but I just can’t put them down!
Books are my escape from reality – the library is my portal.
I used to believe in love at first sight, until I visited the library.
My favorite kind of party is a book club meeting at the library.
Sorry, I can’t hang out, I have a hot date with a good book at the library.
Libraries are like a buffet for the brain.
Google may have all the answers, but the library has all the questions.
I’m a bookworm, but I’m on a diet – I only read a few chapters a day.
I’m not addicted to books, I’m in a committed relationship with them.
Libraries: where introverts go to be alone together.
I told my friend I was going to the library, and they asked if I needed ‘back-up.’
The library is my favorite gym – I exercise my imagination there.
I tried to be funny and pulled a book off the shelf – it laughed at me.
The library is a treasure chest of stories waiting to be explored.
If a book is listed as ‘overdue,’ does that mean it’s gone out of fashion?
I’ve been known to judge a book by its cover – it’s called window shopping at the library.
I asked the librarian for a book on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you.’
Quotes That Will Make You Laugh About Libraries part 2
Books may take you places, but the library is a destination in itself.
Books are like cats – they choose you, you don’t choose them. And the library is a cat cafe.
I asked for a library card, but they told me I had to go to the library first.
I’d rather be lost in a book than lost on the internet – said every library enthusiast ever.
The library is my happy place – books are my therapists.
I’m a regular at the library – they have a reserved parking spot for me.
Libraries are like time machines, transporting you to different eras with just one book.
I’m not a hoarder, I’m just preparing for a reading marathon at the library.
I tried to juggle books once – let’s just say I ended up with a concussion and a library fee.
My love for libraries is like a bottomless pit – there are always more books to discover.
Books have given me unrealistic expectations about magical librarians.
I walked into a library and told the librarian my name. They said, ‘No need, we know you by your book preferences.’
Home is where the library is – or at least, that’s what I tell myself.
They say too much reading can make you go blind, but I’m willing to take that risk at the library.
I told my parents I wanted to be a librarian when I grow up – they said, ‘That’s a novel idea.’
The library is my personal sanctuary – a no-judgement zone for my book obsessions.
Libraries are a great place to meet characters – both fictional and eccentric.
I used to be a social butterfly, but then I discovered the library and became a bookworm cocoon.
Don’t judge a book by its cover, but it’s perfectly fine to judge a person by their library.
The library is my version of window shopping – I try out books without spending any money.
I’ll have you know, I have a black belt in returning library books on time.
I once tried to go on a blind date with a book – turns out, it had no spine.
My favorite kind of party trick is reciting library catalog numbers from memory.
The library is where I go to find answers to questions I didn’t even know I had.
I have a love-hate relationship with the library – I love the books, but I hate having to return them.
I’m sorry for what I said – I was book-drunk at the library.
Books are my friends – the library is my social circle.
Libraries are the perfect place to have a ‘shelfie’ moment.
I don’t hoard books – I just care about their emotional well-being at the library.
I went to the library to find myself, but I got lost in a different world instead.
Books are my reality check – the library is where I go to lose touch with reality.