Quotes from Anchorman – Hilarious Lines from the Beloved Newsman

I’m kind of a big deal.

Stay classy, San Diego.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

You stay classy, Planet Earth.

I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do.

It feels like a bag of sand.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you.

I’m not a baby, I am a man! I am an anchorman!

I have news… I have very important news. It’s news that everyone needs to hear. News that could change the world.

I’m kind of like a big deal… people know me.

I have many leather-bound books and my office smells of rich mahogany.

Quotes from Anchorman – Hilarious Lines from the Beloved Newsman part 2

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

I’m a big fan of justice… especially when it’s served cold.

You can’t just say something like that and then disappear! It’s inhumane!

The next time you see sky, it’ll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it’ll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what’s right for them. ‘Cause it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket.

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.

There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident!

In case you’ve been living under a rock, I’m kind of a big deal.

While I’m flattered by your practical joke, I am not impressed.

I love lamp.

It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice.

I read somewhere their periods attract bears… Bears can smell the menstruation.

I’m a professional, dammit! Which means I have integrity, therefore I’m better than you.

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

I’m trapped in a glass case of emotion!

When in Rome.

By the beard of Zeus!

Boy, that escalated quickly.

I’m not quite sure how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone… come see how good I look!

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m a big fan of justice… especially when it’s served cold.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.

You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

You stay classy, San Diego.

I’m Ron Burgundy?

I’m kind of a big deal.

Stay classy, San Diego.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

You stay classy, Planet Earth.

I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do.

It feels like a bag of sand.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you.

I’m not a baby, I am a man! I am an anchorman!

I have news… I have very important news. It’s news that everyone needs to hear. News that could change the world.

I’m kind of like a big deal… people know me.

I have many leather-bound books and my office smells of rich mahogany.

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

I’m a big fan of justice… especially when it’s served cold.

You can’t just say something like that and then disappear! It’s inhumane!

The next time you see sky, it’ll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it’ll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what’s right for them. ‘Cause it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket.

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.

There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident!

In case you’ve been living under a rock, I’m kind of a big deal.

While I’m flattered by your practical joke, I am not impressed.

I love lamp.

It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice.

I read somewhere their periods attract bears… Bears can smell the menstruation.

I’m a professional, dammit! Which means I have integrity, therefore I’m better than you.

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

I’m trapped in a glass case of emotion!

When in Rome.

By the beard of Zeus!

Boy, that escalated quickly.

I’m not quite sure how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone… come see how good I look!

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m a big fan of justice… especially when it’s served cold.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.

You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

You stay classy, San Diego.

I’m Ron Burgundy?