Pizza Sayings: Humorous Expressions And Quips For Pizza Lovers

Love is a combination of magic and pizza.

I’m into fitness… ‘fit’ness whole pizza in my mouth!

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a pizza.

Pizza is the only love triangle I want.

My head says ‘gym’ but my heart says ‘pizza’.

I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.

The only circle of trust you should have is a pizza.

Life happens, pizza helps.

If Friday were a food, it would be pizza.

Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries’!

In pizza we crust.

Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.

There’s no ‘we’ in pizza.

Pizza is the answer. What was the question?

Happiness is a slice of pizza.

Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.

Hungry? Why wait? Grab a pizza.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Leave no pizza slice behind.

Pizza on a Friday night? Slice to meet you!

I fell in love at first slice.

You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.

Life is just too short for bad pizza.

Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want.

My love language is pepperoni pizza.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza.

A slice a day keeps the sad away.

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a pizza.

In pizza we crust.

My heart says gym but my mind says pizza.

Pizza is my soulmate.

Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life.

When life gives you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it.

Life isn’t about finding the one, it’s about finding the perfect pizza.

Six pack? Nah, I?d prefer a family size pizza.

Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any. Problem solved, let’s eat pizza!

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

You don’t need a silver fork to eat good pizza.

There is no ‘we’ in ‘pizza’.

Give pizza chance.

Pizza makes me think anything is possible.

Pizza is cheaper than therapy.

Pizza: the food version of never-ending love.

Keep your friends close, and your pizza closer!

I’d rather have a pizza on my table than a diamond on my finger.

There’s no such thing as too much pizza.

Kindly hold my calls, my pizza just arrived.

In pizza, we crust.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which – let’s be real – is pretty much the same thing.

What’s your favorite yoga pose? Mine’s definitely pizza face down.

Too many toppings? No such thing!

There are two types of people: those who love pizza and liars.

Work hard, be kind, and get a large pizza.

Pizza: helping us cut carbs into little triangles since ages.

Life is too short for fake cheese on pizza.

Never trust someone who doesn’t eat pizza.

A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.

Cheesy, but true: I love pizza.

Love is pizza with extra cheese.

I followed my heart and it led me to the pizza parlor.

Pizza is the best comfort food: it’s hot, cheesy, and you can fold it like a book.

Single and ready to mingle… oh wait, that’s my pizza status.