New York Quotes Funny

In New York, even pigeons have attitude!

A New Yorker’s idea of exercise is walking up the subway stairs.

In New York, a traffic jam is considered a social event.

New Yorkers don’t say ‘hello,’ they say ‘get outta my way!’

In New York, pizza is a food group.

The only thing hotter than a New York summer is a New Yorker’s attitude.

New York is the only place where you can be lonely in a crowd of 8 million people.

New York: where dreams come to get trampled on.

The only way to survive in New York is to develop a thick skin and a hefty bank account.

In New York, the rats are bigger than the subway cars.

New Yorkers don’t wait for the subway, they wait for karma.

In New York, a walk in Central Park is like a safari through a concrete jungle.

The only thing louder than a taxi driver in New York is the sound of your dreams dying.

New York is the city that never sleeps, but it sure naps a lot.

In New York, the phrase ‘I’ll meet you halfway’ means I’ll meet you in Starbucks.

Living in New York is like being in a constant state of FOMO.

New York City: where you can buy anything, except affordable rent.

In New York, we don’t have personal space, we have personal bubbles.

New York is the city where everyone’s dreams come true, unless you dream of affordable real estate.

In New York, you’re not a real New Yorker until you’ve cried on the subway.

New York Quotes Funny part 2

New York is the city where dreams are born, and also where they go to die.

In New York, we don’t have seasons, we have ‘sweat’ and ‘freeze’.

New York: the only place where you can see a million dollar apartment next to a million cockroaches.

In New York, patience is a luxury reserved for tourists.

New York: a city where people gain their independence by learning how to parallel park.

In New York, even the hot dog vendors have a PhD in sarcasm.

New York is the city of skyscrapers and shattered dreams.

If you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere, but good luck making it in New York.

In New York, everyone’s a character, and some are even human.

New York: the city that never fails to make you question your life choices.

In New York, you’re not a real New Yorker until you’ve gotten into a fight with a cab driver.

New York: where you can buy a slice of pizza for $1 but can’t afford a bottle of water.

In New York, we don’t need therapy, we have honking car horns to release our frustrations.

New York is the city where you can walk into a salon looking like a potato and walk out looking like a model. Or a pineapple.

In New York, brunch is a competitive sport.

New York is the city where time and money disappear faster than you can say ‘I’m broke.’

In New York, getting lost is just a part of the adventure.

New York: where the skyline is more memorable than the people.

In New York, you’re never alone because there’s always someone yelling on the street.

New Yorkers have a love-hate relationship with the city: they love to hate it.

In New York, sanity is measured by how much noise you can tolerate.

In New York, hot dogs are a gourmet delicacy.

New York: the city where dreams come true, as long as you’re willing to pay a million dollars for a studio apartment.

In New York, fashion is more important than food.

In New York, the subway is your therapist, and your fellow commuters are your support group.

New York is the only place where you can get lost in a crowd of strangers and feel completely at home.

In New York, the only thing more elusive than affordable rent is a good bagel.

New York: where you can find every cuisine in the world except for good Mexican food.

In New York, the rats have more street cred than the politicians.

New York is the city that never stops disappointing you, but you keep coming back for more.