Nerd Sayings: An Insight into Geek Culture

I’d rather be coding.

Geek by nature, programmer by choice.

Binary is a piece of cake. It?s as easy as 01, 10,

I speak fluent Java.

Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates.

There is no cloud. It’s just someone else’s computer.

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don’t want to explain what they did.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.

Don’t call me a geek. I am an off-the-charts geniuse.

I think, therefore I code.

404: Brain not found.

I’ll stop procrastinating… but just not now.

Too many tabs, too little RAM? story of a programmer?s life.

Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

No, I will not fix your computer.

Can’t talk now, I’m in the middle of a coding marathon.

Keep calm and reboot.

Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

My code may not function as expected, but it is a work of art!

Nerd Sayings: An Insight into Geek Culture part 2

It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature.

Being a good programmer is 3% talent and 97% not getting distracted by the internet.

You know you’re a true techie when ‘password’ is a regular part of your vocabulary.

Don’t call me a geek. I prefer the term ‘intellectual bad-ass’.

There is no place like

Real programmers count from

I speak fluent geek, techno-babble is my second language.

Life would be so much easier if we had the source code.

If at first you don?t succeed; call it version

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: ‘I know, I’ll use regular expressions.’ Now they have two problems.

In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?

I’m not addicted to computers, we’re just in a long term relationship.

Coding: It?s not just a job, it?s a lifestyle.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

Programming is a skill best acquired by practice and example rather than from books.

Sleep is for people without access to the Internet.

Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!

Trust me, I’m an engineer.

Keep calm and reboot.

The first rule of programming: If it works, don’t touch it.

Geeks: We make the things that make things smart.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Talk is cheap, show me the code.

I don’t have a life, I have lots of lives. They’re all saved in different files.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Password? You mean the thing taped under my keyboard?

Coding is not just a job, it’s a lifestyle.

Caffeine and WiFi – the two main food groups of a programmer’s diet.

Writing code is like writing a novel, except it actually works at the end.

I speak fluent sarcasm, gibberish, and code.

Give a nerd the right shoes and he can conquer the world.

Nerd? I prefer the term ‘Intellectual Badass’.

I don’t always test my code, but when I do, it’s in production.

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly.

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Can’t sleep, the code might get me.

C++? Do you mean upgraded C–?

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key but I’m still at work.

Coders don?t byte, they nibble a bit.

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.