Nerd Quotes: Celebrating Weak in a World

I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you.

You know you’re a geek when you refuse to go to a meeting because it’s not on your Google Calendar.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

A true nerd knows the difference between 2D and 3D, and chooses 2D every frickin’ time!

In a world full of Kardashians, be a Hermione.

I have too many games? said no gamer ever.

Summing up, atoms are a lot like people. They’re mostly empty space, but what’s there is really annoying.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

Home is where the WiFi connects automatically.

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer? Oh wait, he does.

C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.

I don’t need a life. I’m a gamer. I have lots of lives.

Coding in the sun. Because debugging is easier in the shadows.

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.

Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

A room without books is like a CPU without memory.

My password is the last eight digits of Pi.

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.

Nerd Quotes: Celebrating Weak in a World part 2

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don?t.

Passion never fails. Debugging always does.

God does not work in mysterious ways ? he works in ways that are indistinguishable from reality.

Operating System not found, expected behavior is a myth, random is the norm.

In my world, the keys ‘Control’ and ‘Escape’ are always right next to each other.

First, solve the problem. Then write the code.

Nerd? I prefer the term Intellectual Rock Star.

There is no place like

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.

Programmer: A machine that turns coffee into code.

I?d love to change the world, but they won?t give me the source code.

Remember that there is no code faster than no code at all.

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough.

You’re not reading this by accident. This loop was pre-programmed. Your eyes were coded to see it.

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version

It?s not a bug ? it?s an undocumented feature.

When in doubt, // it out!

Let’s make better mistakes tomorrow.

A nerd is someone who uses a telephone to talk to other people about telephones.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Home is where the wifi connects automatically.

Sometimes, when I’m writing code, I feel like I’m composing a symphony.

I speak fluent sarcasm and code.

To understand the universe, you must first understand binary.

I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user-friendly.

I speak fluent sarcasm and code.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The ‘Earth’ without ‘Art’ is just ‘Eh’.

I find your lack of logic disturbing.

Code like nobody’s watching.

May the force equals mass times acceleration be with you.

Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

I’m a programmer. I have a life, but it’s in debug mode.

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.

You know you’re a nerd when you have a favorite equation.

In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king.

I’m not addicted to reading, I can quit as soon as I finish the next chapter.

Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things.

I’d love to have a battle of wits with you, but I don’t fight unarmed opponents.

Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff.

A genius is just a talented person who does his homework.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.