Napoleon Dynamite Quotes – Reliving the Quirky Charm of the Cult Classic

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Vote for Pedro!

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

Girls only like guys who have great skills.

Just follow your heart. That’s what I do.

You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs in this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.

I caught you a delicious bass.

The worst thing they can do is say no, and I’ve been told no many times in my life.

I don’t even have any good skills.

Lucky!

I’m pretty much the best flippin’ dancer in the world.

I don’t even have any talents.

Napoleon Dynamite Quotes – Reliving the Quirky Charm of the Cult Classic part 2

Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above.

What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

I’ve been practicing my dance moves.

I caught you a delicious bass, but then I threw it away.

I’ve been chat online with babes all day.

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

I could be a cage fighter.

You wouldn’t understand. You’re not very good at it.

The girls need a guy with skills.

I don’t care what anyone says, I’m a cage fighter!

I see you’re drinking skim milk. Is that because you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.

I don’t have any skills.

Every time I win, I do one of these.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Guess what, Napoleon? I think I can win state with you.

I’ve been training with nun chucks.

You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Your mom goes to college!

I’m not gonna use hers, she’s got man hands.

Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!

Have you ever taken off your shoes and socks, then walked around on the carpet?

Well, nobody’s going to go out with me!

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I don’t feel very good.

Dang! You’re beautiful!

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

You gonna eat your tots?

I don’t need any of your stupid technology!

Have you heard the one about me and my nunchucks?

Who’s the only person here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?

Napoleon, give me some of your tots!

I already told you, I’m not allowed to have any chips!

Napoleon, don’t you ever take that darn tot off your face again!

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Vote for Pedro!

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

Girls only like guys who have great skills.

Just follow your heart. That’s what I do.

You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs in this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.

I caught you a delicious bass.

The worst thing they can do is say no, and I’ve been told no many times in my life.

I don’t even have any good skills.

Lucky!

I’m pretty much the best flippin’ dancer in the world.

I don’t even have any talents.

Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above.

What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

I’ve been practicing my dance moves.

I caught you a delicious bass, but then I threw it away.

I’ve been chat online with babes all day.

Make yourself a dang quesadilla!

I could be a cage fighter.

You wouldn’t understand. You’re not very good at it.

The girls need a guy with skills.

I don’t care what anyone says, I’m a cage fighter!

I see you’re drinking skim milk. Is that because you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.

I don’t have any skills.

Every time I win, I do one of these.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Guess what, Napoleon? I think I can win state with you.

I’ve been training with nun chucks.

You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

Your mom goes to college!

I’m not gonna use hers, she’s got man hands.

Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!

Have you ever taken off your shoes and socks, then walked around on the carpet?

Well, nobody’s going to go out with me!

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I don’t feel very good.

Dang! You’re beautiful!

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

You gonna eat your tots?

I don’t need any of your stupid technology!

Have you heard the one about me and my nunchucks?

Who’s the only person here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?

Napoleon, give me some of your tots!

I already told you, I’m not allowed to have any chips!

Napoleon, don’t you ever take that darn tot off your face again!