My Kids’ Quotes – Hilarity and Wisdom from the Mouths of Babes

Mom, when I grow up, I want to be as cool as you!

Dad, can we have pizza for breakfast? It’s my favorite food group!

Guess what? I found a secret treasure chest in the backyard. It’s filled with my toys!

Why do grown-ups always ask us what we want to be when we grow up? Can’t we just be kids forever?

Mom, I know the secret to time travel. All you need is a bunch of pillows and a blanket fort!

Dad, I learned something new in school today. Did you know that dinosaurs were actually just really big chickens?

Why do I have to go to bed? The best adventures always happen when it’s dark outside!

Mom, I made a new friend at the park today. His name is Billy, and he’s from the planet Zorgon!

Dad, can we have a pet dinosaur? I promise I’ll teach it to do tricks and feed it only vegetables!

Why does Santa Claus only come once a year? I think he should visit every day with presents!

Mom, I can do anything! Yesterday, I climbed the tallest slide at the playground all by myself!

Dad, when I become a superhero, my special power will be turning broccoli into ice cream!

Why do we have to take baths? I haven’t even run out of dirt to play with yet!

Mom, when I become a famous artist, I’ll paint a masterpiece using only my finger paints!

Dad, can we have a robot butler to do all our chores? Then we can just play all day!

Why is the sky blue? I think it should be pink with glittery clouds!

My Kids’ Quotes – Hilarity and Wisdom from the Mouths of Babes part 2

Mom, I had the best dream ever last night. I was a unicorn flying through a candyland!

Dad, can we have a family vacation on the moon? I hear the gravity there is really fun!

Why do we have to learn math? Can’t we just count hugs and laughter instead?

Mom, did you know that trees can talk? They told me their secret language!

Dad, can we build a time machine? I want to visit the dinosaurs and teach them to dance!

Why can’t we eat dessert first? Life should be like an ice cream sundae – sweet and exciting!

Mom, I’m going to be an astronaut when I grow up. I want to explore the whole universe!

Dad, can we build a treehouse so I can have my own secret hideaway?

Why do I have to wear shoes? Walking barefoot is more fun, especially in mud!

Mom, when I become a chef, I’ll make pancakes with rainbows and syrup made of dreams!

Dad, can we have a pet elephant? We’ll take it for walks and give it the biggest bubble baths!

Why do I have to clean my room? I think messy rooms are just more…creative!

Mom, I saved up all my allowance to buy a star. It’s now officially named after me!

Dad, can we have a trampoline the size of a swimming pool? We’ll bounce to the moon and back!

Why do birds fly? I think they’re just trying to learn how to do somersaults in the sky!

Mom, when I become a scientist, I’ll invent a machine that turns vegetables into candy!

Dad, can I have a pet dragon? I’ll name him Sparky and take him on dragon races!

Why do we have to wear matching socks? I think mismatched socks make every day a party!

Mom, my imagination is like a rocket ship. It can take me anywhere I want to go!

Dad, can we have a magic carpet? Then we can have carpet races around the world!

Why can’t we have a birthday every day? Cake and presents make everything better!

Mom, when I grow up, I’ll build a rainbow bridge so all the animals can visit us!

Dad, can we have a pet unicorn? We’ll ride it to school and share our lunch with it!

Why do I have to do homework? I think playing and exploring are the best ways to learn!

Mom, I want to be an astronaut ballerina when I grow up. I’ll twirl in space!

Dad, can we have a pet dinosaur that breathes bubbles? It’ll be the happiest dino in the world!

Why can’t I be a grown-up already? I want to have ice cream for dinner and stay up all night!

Mom, I found a four-leaf clover today. It means I’ll have all the luck in the world!

Dad, can we have a spaceship that can fly to the sun? I want to see if it’s really made of ice cream!