Mr Krabs Quotes – The Wisdom of the Krusty Krab Owner

Money, money, money, that’s my favorite color!

I’ve got dollar signs in my eyes and a heart made of gold.

I’m not cheap, I’m value-oriented.

A penny saved is a penny earned, and I plan on earning a lot.

Pinching pennies is my specialty.

I never met a dollar I didn’t like.

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure buys a lot of things that make me happy.

I don’t have expensive taste, I have expensive everything.

Money talks, and I always listen.

Time is money, and I’m not one to waste either.

I’m not greedy, just financially ambitious.

Some people say money can’t buy love, but I say it’s worth a shot.

I don’t believe in luck, I believe in hard work and a fat bank account.

Stepping on a dollar bill is a crime in my book.

I’m not a penny-pincher, I’m a treasure seeker.

I’ve never seen a pile of money I didn’t want to dive into.

If money was an Olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist.

The sound of cash registers is music to my ears.

I’m a financial guru, with a shell and tie to match.

Bank vaults are my happy place.

I don’t have money, money has me.

I’m not heartless, I just have a heart made of dollar bills.

If money was a superpower, I’d be a superhero.

I didn’t choose the money life, the money life chose me.

There’s no such thing as too much money, only not enough.

In the currency of life, I’m always the wealthiest.

Cash is king, and I’m the ruler of the financial world.

I’m not materialistic, I’m money-centric.

I’ll work for money, and money will work for me.

Time is money, and I don’t have a second to waste.

My money management skills are legendary.

I might not have a heart of gold, but I do have a wallet full of it.

Money is the best motivation there is.

The more money I make, the happier I become.

I don’t believe in saving for a rainy day, I believe in making it rain.

I’m like a money magnet, attracting wealth wherever I go.

Money isn’t the root of all evil, it’s the root of my success.

I’m the Picasso of money-making.

I don’t count dollars, I make dollars count.

Making money is my favorite pastime.

I’m a doer, a dreamer, and a dollar-maker.

If you want success, follow the money trail.

I’m not just rich in dollars, I’m rich in ambition.

I’m not a workaholic, I’m a moneyaholic.

I don’t just chase dreams, I chase financial freedom.

I’m not interested in being rich, I’m interested in being filthy rich.

Money isn’t everything, but it sure makes life a lot easier.

Saving money is for amateurs, I prefer earning more.

I don’t have expensive taste, I have an expensive lifestyle.

If money could talk, it would say ‘follow Krabs for financial success!’