Morticia and Gomez Quotes: A Journey into Their Dark Romance

To live without you, only that would be torture. – Gomez

Oh, Gomez, I hope you didn’t make a spectacle of yourself. – Morticia

Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me… Do it again. – Morticia

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez

I’m just like any modern woman, trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. – Morticia

When we’re together, darling, every night is Halloween. – Gomez

For you, my love, my everything. – Morticia

Morticia, my queen, my wife? my rosy rash! ? Gomez

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job. – Morticia

Leather straps, red-hot pokers.. – Morticia

Care to join me in the evisceration room? – Gomez

Be afraid… Be very afraid. – Morticia

I’m just a modern woman, trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family, it’s just that I wish to have more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. – Morticia

Morticia, you speak French! – Gomez

Your hand is as cold as a dead fish. – Morticia

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez

When we’re together, darling, every night is Halloween. – Gomez

To live without you, only that would be torture. – Gomez

Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again! – Morticia

Oh Gomez…. death is just around the corner. – Morticia

You are my madness that soothes my sanity. – Gomez

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. – Morticia

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. – Morticia

Passion, it means being swept away, together with one’s one true love. – Gomez

Gomez, mon cher, don’t torture yourself. That’s my job. – Morticia

You are dearer to me than all the bats in all the caves in the world. – Gomez

Gomez, I’ve been yours since the moment you came howling out the crypt. – Morticia

Don’t let’s ask for the moon, we have the stars. – Gomez

Morticia: Normal is an illusion, darling. What’s normal for the spider is a calamity for the fly.

We’ll meet at midnight. Bring a chisel. – Gomez

To live without you, only that would be torture. – Gomez

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez

Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me… Do it again! – Morticia

For you, my darling, I’d kill. – Gomez

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just… I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. – Morticia

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job. – Morticia

I’ll never forget our honeymoon. You, me, the moonlit ship. The Thames foaming eerily around that bloated body. – Morticia

Gomez, take those out of his mouth. – Morticia

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez

How long has it been since we’ve waltzed? Oh Gomez? hours. – Morticia

You’re too adorable. I’m going to poison you. – Morticia

When we’re together, darling, every night is Halloween. – Gomez

Normal is an illusion. What’s normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. – Morticia

Gomez, last night – you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again! – Morticia

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss. – Gomez

Cara mia. – Gomez

In our family, we don’t hide crazy…we put it on the porch and give it a cocktail! – Morticia

When you’re an Addams, you need to have a sense of humor. – Gomez

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? – Gomez

Gomez, darling, do you remember what we once promised each other? – Morticia