Moo-vingly Hilarious: A Collection of Funny Cow Sayings


Don’t have a cow, man!

I’m mooved by your kindness.

I’m udderly in love.

Party ’til the cows come home.

Allegations against me are utterly ridiculous.

In the moo-o-d for mischief.

Laughing all the whey.

Life is butter with you.

Stop milking it for all it’s worth.

Holy cow!

Cow are you doing?

Keep mooooving forward.

I’m utterly disappointed.

Don’t cry over spilt milk.

You’re the cream of the crop.

Udder nonsense!

You’ve got to be calves-ing me.

Have an udderly moo-o-velous day.

You can’t pull the wool over my eyes.

You’re just trying to steer me in the wrong direction.

Everything’s fine and dandy, like cotton candy.

Ranch life is the best life.

Herding my thoughts, one moo at a time.

Our love is pasture prime.

Stop trying to bull-doze your way through life.

Don’t have a cow, man!

I’m over the moon and utterly bovine!

Cow-abunga, dude!

I’m just a cow, standing in front of a bull, asking him to graze me.

Keep mooo-ving and seize the hay!

Life is udder-ly fantastic!

Every now and then I fall apart, I’m like a cow-taco.

Just a little bit moo-dy!

I’m in utter de-nile!

Cow you doing today?

Have an a-moo-zing day!

Moo may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.

Steer clear of beef, be moovellous!

Feeling like a cow out of pasture.

I herd it was your birthday, have a dairy nice one!

Cow about that?

What’s the latest moo-sic?

Let’s pasture bedtime!

I’m too glam to give a cow-clam!

Soy milk? Huh, I didn’t know soy beans had udders!

I’m udderly in love with life.

Don’t go near the bull, son. You’ll get the horns.

Life is butter with a cow around.

Milk the day for all it?s worth.

Don’t have a cow, man!

You can only milk a cow so much, then you’re left holding the pail.

Party till the cows come home.

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.

Beefing about life won’t help. Just graze and move on.

In the mood for a good time.

I’m not a freerange bovine?The grass is green enough for me right here!

I?m too young to be put out to pasture.

Why buy a whole cow when you just need a little milk.

Holy cow! I?m outstanding in my field.

I’ve got no beef with you!

Always pasture prime.

You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear but you can make a fine burger from a cow’s rear.

I’m the cream of the crop and the salt of the earth because I’m outstanding in my own fields!

Unable to process bull at the moment!

The grass is always greener under a cow!

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