Miss Piggy Quotes – Her Most Memorable Lines and Inspiring Wisdom

I’m fabulous, dahling. And I know it.

Style is everything, even for a pig.

Who needs men when you have a fierce wardrobe?

Moi’s beauty cannot be contained in just one mirror.

I don’t need a prince charming, I’m already a queen.

A pig’s gotta do what a pig’s gotta do to stay glamorous.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and everyone is beholding me.

Baking bacon? That’s just cruel and unusual punishment.

If you’re not a fan of moi, you clearly haven’t seen my fabulousness.

I value two things in life: diamonds and moi.

I’ve always said, pigs were born to shine.

Forget about the bacon, I’m the real star of the show.

My love for fashion is like my appetite – insatiable.

Being fabulous is a full-time job, but somebody’s gotta do it.

Miss Piggy: 1, Society: 0

I may be a pig, but I’m a fierce pig.

Don’t be green with envy, just strive to be more like moi.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

There’s no such thing as too much fabulousness.

If looks could kill, I’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

I’m a pig with personality, and that personality loves to shine.

Miss Piggy: the original pink icon.

The only time I’m not fabulous is when I’m sleeping, and even then, I’m still fabulous.

Don’t be fooled by my snout, my fashion game is on point.

Moi’s got more sparkle than a diamond mine.

I may be a pig, but that doesn’t mean I’m not classy.

I always have the last word, because it’s usually my name.

What’s better than bacon? Me, of course.

Fashion may change, but my fabulousness is timeless.

I don’t do casual. I only do fabulous.

Handbags, high heels, and Miss Piggy – three things that never go out of style.

I don’t sweat, I glisten… with glamour.

A pig’s gotta have her pearls.

Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but I have a feeling Miss Piggy is a close second.

I don’t just break hearts, I shatter them in a million fabulous pieces.

I’m a pig on a mission – a mission to be fabulous.

I’m the epitome of elegance, even as a porker.

A pig’s gotta look great, even when things get messy.

If being fabulous is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key.

I may be small, but my attitude is larger than life.

Fashion is not about blending in, it’s about standing out.

I may be a pig, but I’m certainly not pig-headed.

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.

Whoever said pigs can’t fly clearly hasn’t seen me own the runway.

I don’t chase dreams, I catch them and make them my reality.

When life hands you lemons, make a fabulous lemonade… and add a splash of champagne.

I don’t need a red carpet, because wherever I go, it becomes one.

Flowers are nice, but diamonds are a pig’s best friend.

Moi is not just a name, it’s an attitude.