Michael Scott – Inspiring Quotes from the World’s Best Boss

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. – Michael Scott

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need like my need to be praised. – Michael Scott

Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing. – Michael Scott

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott

I’m not afraid of making mistakes. I’m afraid of not learning from them. – Michael Scott

Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. ‘Cause of your butt. – Michael Scott

I had to go. I had to be me. Sometimes life breaks your heart, but it doesn’t have to ruin your life. – Michael Scott

You have no idea how high I can fly. – Michael Scott

The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they’d suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt! – Michael Scott

Michael Scott – Inspiring Quotes from the World’s Best Boss part 2

I’m ready to be hurt again. – Michael Scott

I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday. – Michael Scott

Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing. – Michael Scott

If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough. – Michael Scott

Well, well, well, how the turntables… – Michael Scott

I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close. – Michael Scott

I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. – Michael Scott

You know what they say? Fools and their money are lucky enough to get together in the first place. – Michael Scott

It’s not about being better than someone else. It’s about being better than you were yesterday. – Michael Scott

You have to play to win, but you also have to win to play. – Michael Scott

I’m not graceful in defeat. I’m more of a sore loser. – Michael Scott

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning non-hero. – Michael Scott

Sometimes you just have to scream. And when you do, make sure it’s really loud. – Michael Scott

I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little. But on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day… – Michael Scott

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott

You don’t always have to be the smartest person in the room. You have to be the most passionate. – Michael Scott

Would I rather be feared or loved? I’m pretty sure I’d be loved. But I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott

I am Beyoncé, always. – Michael Scott

An office is a place where dreams come true. – Michael Scott

I should have burned this place down when I had the chance. – Michael Scott

It takes a big man to admit his mistakes, and I am that big man. – Michael Scott

Win or lose, you should always try your best. – Michael Scott

Why join the Navy if you can be a pirate? – Michael Scott

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. – Michael Scott

I have flaws. What are they? I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. – Michael Scott

Sometimes it’s okay to be a little bit selfish. Sometimes you have to put yourself first. – Michael Scott

Never, ever, ever give up. – Michael Scott

A great man once said, ‘I will not take no for an answer.’ And you know what he got? He got a yes. – Michael Scott

Quit while you’re ahead. That’s the secret of the game. – Michael Scott

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. – Michael Scott

Treat others as you want to be treated. – Michael Scott

Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. – Michael Scott

Your time is limited. Don’t waste it living someone else’s life. – Michael Scott

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. – Michael Scott

Believe you can and you’re halfway there. – Michael Scott

The best revenge is massive success. – Michael Scott

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. – Michael Scott

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. – Michael Scott

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. – Michael Scott