Mallrats Quotes

I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

Shopping is my cardio.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy shoes.

Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

Retail therapy is the best therapy.

I have a professional relationship with my credit card.

Fashion is my second language.

Shopping is my superpower.

The mall is my happy place.

I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy.

Life’s too short to wear boring outfits.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was window shopping.

Shopping is the answer, no matter what the question is.

My closet is my treasure trove.

A little retail therapy never hurt anyone.

I shop, therefore I am.

In shopping we trust.

I suffer from chronic shop-oholism.

Shopping is my art.

Born to shop, forced to work.

I’m fluent in the language of fashion.

My credit card’s birthstone is a diamond.

When life gets tough, go shopping.

Shopping is my religion, the mall is my temple.

I don’t need an excuse to shop, it’s my birthright.

Shopping is my happy pill.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy new shoes.

Sale is my favorite four-letter word.

I may be broke, but I’ll always have clothes.

Shopping is my natural habitat.

Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but shoes are her soulmate.

My credit card is my BFF.

Retail therapy should be covered by insurance.

Shopping is my Olympic sport.

I shop, therefore I am fabulous.

Retail therapy: Proven to cure all ailments.

Shopping is my anti-drug.

Dress for success, shop for happiness.

I dream in shoe aisles.

Fashion is my passion, shopping is my obsession.

Retail therapy is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Shopping: Better than therapy.

I have a black belt in shopping.

Shop till you drop, then shop some more.

Shopping is my guilty pleasure.

My credit card has more points than I do.

I work hard so I can shop harder.

Clothes hold memories.

I’ll stop shopping when they make a better hobby.

Shop till you pop.