Lucille Ball Quotes

I’m not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

I’m not sure what the future holds, but I do know that I’m going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate. – Lucille Ball

I’m not funny. I’m the funny one. – Lucille Ball

I’m not funny, I just know how to make people laugh. – Lucille Ball

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. – Lucille Ball

I’m not funny, I just have a different sense of humor than most people. – Lucille Ball

I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship. – Lucille Ball

I’m not trying to be sexy. It’s just my way of expressing myself when I move around. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a comedienne. I just make people laugh. – Lucille Ball

I’m not interested in becoming perfect. I’m interested in becoming myself. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a lover of smoothies. I prefer my drinks with a little rum. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a Barbie doll. I’m just a regular girl. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a quitter. I’ve had a lot of disappointments in life, but I’m not going to let them stop me. – Lucille Ball

I’m not afraid of anything except being bored. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a performer, I’m just a character on a show. – Lucille Ball

I’m not trying to be funny, I’m just being myself. – Lucille Ball

I’m not interested in making movies. I prefer staying in my comfort zone. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a perfectionist, but I like things to be done right. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a feminist, I just believe in equal rights for everyone. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a chef, but I like to experiment in the kitchen. – Lucille Ball

I’m not interested in becoming a movie star. I’m just happy being me. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a fashion icon, but I like to dress up and have fun with clothes. – Lucille Ball

I’m not afraid to make a fool of myself. It’s all part of the fun. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a fan of rules. I like to do things my own way. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a morning person, but I make an exception for caffeine. – Lucille Ball

I’m not interested in being normal. I’d rather be unique. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a fan of diets. Life is too short to skip dessert. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a mathematician, but I can count on my instincts. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a singer, but I love to belt out a tune in the shower. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a therapist, but I give great advice. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a teacher, but I can show you a thing or two about life. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a fan of drama. I prefer to keep things light and funny. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a quitter. I’ll keep going until I reach my goals. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a philosopher, but I have plenty of wisdom to share. – Lucille Ball

I’m not afraid of failure. It’s just a stepping stone to success. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a fortune teller, but I have a feeling good things are coming my way. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a mind reader, but I can usually tell when someone needs a laugh. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a scientist, but I know how to have a good time. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a doctor, but I know laughter is the best medicine. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a magician, but I can make your worries disappear with a joke. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a dancer, but I can bust a move on the dance floor. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a fortune cookie, but I can still give you some great advice. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a detective, but I can sniff out a funny situation from miles away. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a lion tamer, but I can handle any wild crowd. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a carpenter, but I know how to build a good joke. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a weather forecaster, but I can tell when it’s going to rain jokes. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a pilot, but I can take your laughter to new heights. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a painter, but I can create a masterpiece with humor. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a magician, but I can make your frown disappear. – Lucille Ball

I’m not a doctor, but laughter is the best prescription I can give. – Lucille Ball