Laughing Through the Years – Funny 40th Anniversary Quotes

40 years together and we still haven’t run out of things to argue about!

Cheers to 40 years of wedded bliss… or something like that!

40 years of marriage – proof that love is blind… and deaf!

It’s been 40 years and we still don’t have this whole marriage thing figured out!

Happy 40th anniversary! Who would have thought we’d last this long?

They say marriage is a lifelong journey… 40 years later, we’re still lost!

40 years of marriage, and you still haven’t figured out the proper way to load the dishwasher!

Here’s to 40 more years of putting up with each other’s quirks!

40 years together and I still have to remind you to put the toilet seat down…

Happy 40th anniversary! We may be old, but at least we’re still funny!

40 years and you still haven’t learned to pick up your dirty socks… but I love you anyway!

Happy 40th anniversary! It feels like just yesterday we were young, naive, and had no idea what we were getting into…

40 years of wedded bliss… or is it just blindness from staring at each other for too long?

They say opposites attract… and after 40 years, we’ve proven that theory right!

Happy 40th anniversary! Let’s celebrate by pretending we’re still young and hip!

40 years of marriage and we’ve managed to maintain our sense of humor… most of the time!

Happy 40th anniversary! Here’s to all the embarrassing moments we’ve shared together!

40 years together and we still can’t agree on what to watch on TV!

40 years of marriage – half of which were spent trying to figure out how to assemble IKEA furniture!

Happy 40th anniversary! We may be old, but we’re still young at heart… and in our sense of humor!

40 years of marriage and we still haven’t killed each other… yet!

Happy 40th anniversary! Thank you for putting up with me for all these years!

40 years together and we still can’t decide on a restaurant for date night!

Happy 40th anniversary! Let’s celebrate by doing something completely out of character for us… like skydiving!

40 years of laughter, tears, and countless dad jokes… I wouldn’t trade it for anything!

Happy 40th anniversary! Who needs a fancy gift when we have each other… and a good sense of humor?

Cheers to 40 years of marital bliss… or something like that!

40 years together and we still haven’t learned to avoid the all-you-can-eat buffet!

Happy 40th anniversary! They say love is blind – and after 40 years, it’s a wonder we can even find each other!

40 years of marriage – that’s longer than most Hollywood marriages last!

Happy 40th anniversary! We’ve been through so much together… and I’m still not tired of your jokes!

40 years of wedded chaos – and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Happy 40th anniversary! Here’s to all the happy memories, and the ones we can’t remember because we’re getting old!

40 years of marriage and we still haven’t figured out who really wears the pants in the relationship!

Happy 40th anniversary! Let’s celebrate by exchanging the same gift we’ve been giving each other for 40 years… socks!

40 years together and we still haven’t learned how to fold the fitted sheet!

Happy 40th anniversary! Let’s celebrate by binge-watching our favorite TV shows… just like we did 40 years ago!

40 years of marriage – and somehow we’ve managed to make it look easy… or at least somewhat tolerable!

Happy 40th anniversary! Here’s to all the inside jokes that no one else understands but us!

40 years together and we still haven’t run out of things to laugh about!

Happy 40th anniversary! Let’s celebrate by reminiscing about all the embarrassing moments we’ve shared!

40 years of marriage – and we’re still trying to figure out what we want to be when we grow up!

Happy 40th anniversary! We may not have it all together, but together we have it all!

40 years together and we still haven’t solved world peace… maybe next year!

Happy 40th anniversary! Here’s to all the silly arguments we’ve had, and all the makeup kisses that followed!

40 years of marriage – and we still can’t agree on the correct way to squeeze a toothpaste tube!

Happy 40th anniversary! Here’s to all the adventures we’ve had and the ones yet to come!

40 years of wedded chaos and we’re still standing strong… thanks to a little bit of stubbornness and a whole lot of love!

Happy 40th anniversary! Here’s to all the times you’ve driven me crazy… and all the times I’ve driven you crazy too!

40 years together and we’ve learned that love is not always easy, but it’s always worth it!