Laughing Through the Weekend – Funny Quotes to Start Your Day

Weekends are like rainbows, they make our lives more colorful.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on weekend mode.

Weekends are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

The weekend is my favorite time of the week because no one tells me what to do.

Weekend calories don’t count, right?

I love weekends so much, I wish they could last forever.

Weekends are the best time to recharge and procrastinate.

Weekends are for adventures, even if it’s just to the grocery store.

Weekend forecast: 100% chance of Netflix and chill.

Weekends are the perfect excuse to do nothing and feel good about it.

I don’t always do nothing on weekends, but when I do, I do it with style.

Weekend goal: do as little as possible and still feel accomplished.

Weekends are the perfect time to sleep until you’re hungry, then eat until you’re sleepy.

The only bad thing about weekends is that they end.

Time flies like an arrow; weekends fly like a rocket ship.

Weekends are the best time to embrace your inner sloth.

Weekends were made for pajamas and no pants.

Weekend workout: lifting leftovers and wine glasses.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… it’s called lunch.

I’m on a beer-only diet this weekend… it’s working, I’ve already lost two days.

My boss told me to have a good weekend, so I went home.

Weekends are the perfect time to pretend you’re a morning person.

Weekend plan: sleep until I’m hungry, then eat until I’m sleepy.

Weekend means freedom from the oppression of alarm clocks.

Weekends are great, but they would be even better if they came with a pause button.

Weekend diet: I eat whatever I want and blame it on the next Monday.

Weekends are like mini-vacations for your soul.

The only bad thing about weekends is that you have to go back to work on Monday.

Weekends are the perfect time for memorable adventures and questionable decisions.

Weekend goal: do enough to feel productive, but not so much that it feels like work.

Weekends make everything better, even broccoli.

Weekends are for relaxation, recharging, and regretting not doing laundry.

If weekends were people, they would be the cool kids in school.

Weekend pet peeve: when the alarm clock goes off at its usual weekday time.

Weekends are the best time to find yourself… at the bottom of a bag of chips.

Weekends are the perfect time to master the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Weekend therapy: retail shopping and brunch.

My favorite hobby is pretending to be productive on weekends.

Dear weekend, you’re not long enough. Sincerely, everyone.

Weekends are the perfect time for spontaneous adventures and making unforgettable memories.

Weekends: the only time when it’s socially acceptable to day drink.

Weekends are a subtle reminder that I’ll soon have to rejoin the real world.

Weekends: because Mondays were never meant to be trusted.

Weekends are like superhero movies, they save us from the villain called work.

Weekend plan: sleep, eat, repeat.

Weekends are the cheat days of life.

Weekends are for laughter, relaxation, and accidentally hitting the snooze button.

Weekends are great, but they would be even better if they had a happy hour every day.

Weekends are the perfect time to turn off the alarm clock and turn up the music.

Weekends are like rainbows, they bring a little bit of magic into our lives.