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Laugh Your Way with Funny Quotes

Laughter is the best workout for your face muscles.

I don’t need a therapist, I just need a hilarious friend!

My favorite exercise? Laughing until my abs hurt!

Laughter is the key to my happiness lock.

If you can make me laugh, we can be best friends forever.

Warning: Laughter may cause uncontrollable snorting.

Laughter is like medicine, except it tastes better.

Happiness is contagious, so keep laughing and spread the joy.

Life is too short to take yourself seriously, so laugh it off!

A good laugh is the closest distance between two people.

Who needs biceps when you have a great sense of humor?

I’ve realized that laughter is cheaper than therapy.

Laughing is my favorite cardio exercise.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

If you can’t make me laugh, then fix your jokes!

Every time you laugh, an angel gets its funny bone.

Laughter is the universal language we all understand.

Behind every successful person is a hilarious sense of humor.

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing.

If laughing is a crime, then I’m definitely a repeat offender.

I don’t trust someone who doesn’t laugh at my jokes.

Laughter is my daily dose of vitamin C, for comedy!

I can’t promise to make you laugh, but I can promise to laugh at your jokes.

My laugh might be contagious, so be careful!

Laughter is the secret ingredient that makes life’s recipe perfect.

My belly doesn’t just have abs, it has laugh lines.

Laughter is the sunshine that melts the snow of sorrows.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two awkward moments.

Life is too short to be serious, so why not laugh and enjoy the ride?

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects, so laugh away!

Stop taking life so seriously and start taking it hilariously!

I laugh so hard that my mascara runs faster than Usain Bolt.

Happiness starts with a smile and ends with a belly laugh.

A good laugh is better than any cosmetic surgery.

Laughter is nature’s way of telling us to keep the fun alive.

Laughter is the proof that we have lungs filled with joy.

I’m on a laughter diet, and it’s the only diet I succeed at.

Laughter is like a seatbelt, it keeps you safe during life’s crazy roller coasters.

I don’t need abs, I need laughter lines to show the world how much fun I’ve had.

Laughter is the highest form of exercise for my face.

Laughing is my favorite workout, as I can do it lying down.

You know it’s been a good day when your cheeks hurt from laughing.

Laughter is my sanity pill in this crazy world.

If you need a six-pack, I suggest laughing at my jokes. You’ll get an eight-pack from excessive laughter!

dainamista

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