Laugh Your Way to Success – Funny Motivational Quotes for Work

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. – Thomas Jefferson

Work hard, nap harder.

If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. – Robert Collier

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home…. I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. – Nancie J. Carmody

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Edison

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee.

The road to success is always under construction.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. – Vidal Sassoon

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. – Jim Ryun

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair spins.

Success is not in what you have, but who you are. – Bo Bennett

The key to success is to focus on goals, not obstacles.

Laugh Your Way to Success – Funny Motivational Quotes for Work part 2

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Edison

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. – Douglas Adams

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Dreaming is free. The hustle is sold separately.

Work: the six-letter magic word that allows you to retire someday.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Work until your idols become your rivals.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. – Bette Reese

Sometimes I want to throw in the towel, but then I remember how much laundry I would have to do.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. – Henry David Thoreau

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. – Steve Jobs

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. – Albert Schweitzer

Opportunities don’t happen. You create them. – Chris Grosser

Don’t be busy. Be productive.

The best way to predict the future is to create it. – Abraham Lincoln

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. – Zig Ziglar

If at first, you don’t succeed, take a nap.

I’m not being bossy. I just have better ideas.

Opportunity does not knock; it presents itself when you beat down the door. – Kyle Chandler

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate vegetables. – A. Whitney Brown

The early bird can have the worm. I’ll be in the McDonald’s drive-thru eating a sausage biscuit.