Laugh Your Way Through Summer with These Funny Quotes

Summer: where your sunscreen becomes a condiment for every meal.

Summer is when your hair gets lighter, skin gets darker, and bills get higher.

I’m sorry for what I said during winter. I was on vacation mode.

In summer, calories don’t count. It’s the law.

Summer is all about finding the nearest beach and getting lost in a good book.

I’m on summer vacation mode, so my math skills have turned into cocktail shaking.

Just a friendly reminder that summer bodies are made in winter, and I missed the memo.

My summer dream is to have endless ice cream without gaining a pound.

Summer is the time of year when people weep over higher air conditioning bills.

Summer: where flip flops become the official attire for all occasions.

The only thing hotter than the sun in summer is the seat in my car.

Summer is the time when my patience wears thin, and my tan lines continue to expand.

My summer workout routine consists of running after the ice cream truck.

Who needs a prince charming when I have summer vacation plans?

If summer had a motto, it would be ‘Beach, please!’

My summer bod is more like a summer blob, and I’m totally fine with it.

Getting a sunburn is nature’s way of telling you ‘you should have used more sunscreen.’

I’ve reached a new level of sweatiness this summer; it should be an Olympic sport.

Laugh Your Way Through Summer with These Funny Quotes part 2

Summer is the season where my wardrobe consists of 99% swimsuits and 1% actual clothes.

My summer beauty routine is just applying layers of sunscreen and hoping for the best.

Summer is the time when my brain goes on vacation, and my beach towel gets all the thinking done.

My summer motto: ‘Work hard, tan harder.’

It’s officially ‘too hot to function’ weather.

Vacation calories don’t count, right? Asking for a friend.

Catching up on sleep during summer is like trying to catch a unicorn – impossible.

Summer is perfect for lazy days, BBQs, and watching my ice cream melt faster than my motivation to exercise.

Summer is the season when my hobbies include sweating and complaining about the heat.

Summer: the time of year when I avoid touching the car seatbelt buckle like it’s a snake.

My summer goals: find the best ice cream shop, perfect my beach wave hair, and nap excessively.

Summer is the season where my patience wears thin, and my ice cream consumption hits an all-time high.

If life gives you lemons, swap them for a pina colada and enjoy the summer.

Summer is the perfect time to show off your ‘beach bod,’ even if it resembles a beached whale.

Summer is the only season where it’s socially acceptable to have an entire beach in your car.

My summer playlist consists of 99% songs about beaches, sunshine, and margaritas.

If being a mermaid was a career option, I’d be the CEO by now.

I’d rather have a day at the beach than a day at the office any day of the week.

Summer is the time when the perfect body wash is a mix of saltwater and sunscreen.

Sun, sand, and a cocktail in hand – summer perfection.

Summer is the time when my brain is on vacation, and my swimsuit is working overtime.

The best alarm clock during summer is the sound of waves crashing on the shore.

Summer is the season when wearing a bra becomes optional, thanks to the power of sundresses.

Summer love: the time when my heart melts faster than an ice cream cone in the sun.

Sweat is nature’s way of saying ‘you’re doing summer right.’

When life gives you lemons, trade them for a popsicle and enjoy the sunny side of summer.

Summer is the season when my shopping cart has more sunscreen than actual groceries.