Laugh Out Loud with Jim Carrey’s Funny Quotes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

I don’t believe in dressing up reality. I believe in the ridiculous. I believe in the two inches of left in a right world. – Jim Carrey

I’m the most responsible person you’ll ever meet. Unless I’m not. – Jim Carrey

If you’ve got a talent, protect it. – Jim Carrey

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize. – Jim Carrey

I wake up every morning believing today is going to be better than yesterday. – Jim Carrey

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. – Jim Carrey

Be so good they can’t ignore you. – Jim Carrey

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer. – Jim Carrey

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer. – Jim Carrey

I refuse to wear a tuxedo unless I’m getting paid for it. As a matter of fact, I refused to wear a tuxedo period. – Jim Carrey

I don’t do anything in moderation. – Jim Carrey

Originality is the best form of rebellion. – Jim Carrey

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music. – Jim Carrey

I’m a firm believer in the fact that you can’t give what you don’t have. – Jim Carrey

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. – Jim Carrey

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. – Jim Carrey

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ – Jim Carrey

I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying, but because it’s the only time of day when I’m alone and don’t have to be on. – Jim Carrey

I’ve arrived at the place if I’m not taking a career risk, I’m not happy. If I’m scared, then I know I’m being challenged. – Jim Carrey

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. – Jim Carrey

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. – Jim Carrey

If you’ve got a talent, protect it. – Jim Carrey

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain’t desperate at some point, you ain’t interesting. – Jim Carrey

I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it. – Jim Carrey

I’m the first to admit that there are a lot of flaws in the film, but I think that with the amount of money the movie’s going to make over the course of the next few weeks, umm, people are going to be well fed. – Jim Carrey

I’m the first to admit that there are a lot of flaws in the film, but when it comes to box office, I guess [the audience] were members of the clean plate club. – Jim Carrey

Well, he had a lot of problems, peeing in pools and pooping in decks, but everybody tried to teach him good. – Jim Carrey

You want to be funny and have a great time with material you can relate to and vast themes. – Jim Carrey

You can choose a low road or a high road, yet both will end up at the same destination, it’s your life. – Jim Carrey

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer. – Jim Carrey

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

I refuse to believe that I could die in an airplane crash. I refuse to believe that Ukraine war may affect me and yada yada. – Jim Carrey

I wake up every morning believing today is going to be better than yesterday. – Jim Carrey

I’ve arrived at the place if I’m not taking a career risk, I’m not happy. If I’m scared, then I know I’m being challenged. – Jim Carrey

I just thought I was making a movie! – Jim Carrey

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. – Jim Carrey

If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret. – Jim Carrey

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. – Jim Carrey

The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is. – Jim Carrey

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. – Jim Carrey

I did comedy because it was fun. – Jim Carrey

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. – Jim Carrey

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love. – Jim Carrey

I’m the most responsible person you’ll ever meet. Unless I’m not. – Jim Carrey

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer. – Jim Carrey

If you’ve got a talent, protect it. – Jim Carrey

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain’t desperate at some point, you ain’t interesting. – Jim Carrey

I wake up every morning believing today is going to be better than yesterday. – Jim Carrey

You can choose a low road or a high road, yet both will end up at the same destination, it’s your life. – Jim Carrey