Age is just a number… And today, that number is the Wisdom Level Hard.
Happy Birthday! Remember, it’s better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Another year older, but who’s really counting? Certainly not you!
You’re not old, you’ve just been young for a really long time!
Happy Birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you can’t remember.
Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes! Happy Birthday!
I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cassava.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!
Don’t worry about your age. Remember, getting older is much better than the alternative!
Smile while you still have teeth! Happy Birthday!
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!
Happy Birthday to someone who’s more fabulous and attractive than any birthday cake could be!
Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you start to pick up speed!
You’re not old, you’re vintage! Happy Birthday!
If candles could talk, yours would probably say, ‘It’s getting hot in here!’
Age is a funny thing. It’s the only thing that gets added without us even noticing!
Congratulations on turning another year older and still looking funny!
Happy Birthday! May all your dreams turn into reality… starting next year!
Don’t forget to smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
Getting older is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park! Happy Birthday!
I thought about getting you a gift before I realized you already have me in your life. Lucky you!
Happy Birthday to someone who’s taught us all the true meaning of aging disgracefully!
Age is not important… unless you’re a cheese!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with as much drama as a reality TV show.
On your special day, I wish you barrels of laughter, loads of jokes, and a ton of cake!
They say age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body!
Happy Birthday! May your hair always match your outfit and your shoes never be mismatched.
Wishing you a day filled with surprises… and none of them involve your mirror!
Growing older is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Stay young at heart always!
You’re not getting older, you’re getting more distinguished… and funnier!
Happy Birthday! May all your troubles be as short-lived as your New Year’s resolutions.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity, but someone’s got to do it!
You’re not just another year older; you’re another year wiser… and another year more fabulous!
Birthdays are like cheese. It’s better not to keep count and just enjoy them!
Happy Birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered only by your blessings.
Age is like underwear; it creeps up on you when you least expect it!
Happy Birthday! May your journey through life be long, full of laughter, and punctuated by cake.
They say age is nothing but a number… but today that number is higher than yesterday!
Age doesn’t matter when you’re forever young at heart. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! I hope you never have to wake up from your dream of eternal youth…or at least until after the party!
Congratulations, you’re another year closer to being that weird neighbor with 100 cats!
Don’t worry about getting older, you’re like a fine wine – you’re only getting better with age!
Happy Birthday! Wishing you a year filled with funny moments, endless laughter, and unlimited joy.
Age is just a number… And apparently, yours is an unlisted one! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! May your candles be brighter than the spark in your eyes and your laughter be louder than your snoring!
Age is just a number… And today, that number is the Wisdom Level Hard.
Happy Birthday! Remember, it’s better to be over the hill than buried under it.
Another year older, but who’s really counting? Certainly not you!
You’re not old, you’ve just been young for a really long time!
Happy Birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you can’t remember.
Congratulations on surviving another year of my terrible jokes! Happy Birthday!
I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cassava.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!
Don’t worry about your age. Remember, getting older is much better than the alternative!
Smile while you still have teeth! Happy Birthday!
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!
Happy Birthday to someone who’s more fabulous and attractive than any birthday cake could be!
Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you start to pick up speed!
You’re not old, you’re vintage! Happy Birthday!
If candles could talk, yours would probably say, ‘It’s getting hot in here!’
Age is a funny thing. It’s the only thing that gets added without us even noticing!
Congratulations on turning another year older and still looking funny!
Happy Birthday! May all your dreams turn into reality… starting next year!
Don’t forget to smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
Getting older is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park! Happy Birthday!
I thought about getting you a gift before I realized you already have me in your life. Lucky you!
Happy Birthday to someone who’s taught us all the true meaning of aging disgracefully!
Age is not important… unless you’re a cheese!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with as much drama as a reality TV show.
On your special day, I wish you barrels of laughter, loads of jokes, and a ton of cake!
They say age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body!
Happy Birthday! May your hair always match your outfit and your shoes never be mismatched.
Wishing you a day filled with surprises… and none of them involve your mirror!
Growing older is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Stay young at heart always!
You’re not getting older, you’re getting more distinguished… and funnier!
Happy Birthday! May all your troubles be as short-lived as your New Year’s resolutions.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity, but someone’s got to do it!
You’re not just another year older; you’re another year wiser… and another year more fabulous!
Birthdays are like cheese. It’s better not to keep count and just enjoy them!
Happy Birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered only by your blessings.
Age is like underwear; it creeps up on you when you least expect it!
Happy Birthday! May your journey through life be long, full of laughter, and punctuated by cake.
They say age is nothing but a number… but today that number is higher than yesterday!
Age doesn’t matter when you’re forever young at heart. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! I hope you never have to wake up from your dream of eternal youth…or at least until after the party!
Congratulations, you’re another year closer to being that weird neighbor with 100 cats!
Don’t worry about getting older, you’re like a fine wine – you’re only getting better with age!
Happy Birthday! Wishing you a year filled with funny moments, endless laughter, and unlimited joy.
Age is just a number… And apparently, yours is an unlisted one! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! May your candles be brighter than the spark in your eyes and your laughter be louder than your snoring!
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