Kid quotes – The Funny and Wise Words of Children
Mom, can I have a unicorn for my birthday? Pretty please?
I’m not just a kid, I’m a superhero in disguise!
Why do grown-ups always say ‘no’ to everything fun?
If cookies were a vegetable, I would eat them every day!
I may be small, but my dreams are big!
When I grow up, I’m going to be a dinosaur!
Mom says I’m her best creation. I guess she forgot about my baby brother.
My teacher says I have a wild imagination, but I think she just doesn’t understand my genius.
If vegetables tasted like ice cream, I would eat them all the time!
Dad, can you fix my broken toy? It’s an emergency!
I tried to clean my room, but it exploded with toys!
I know how to solve world peace. Everyone just needs a giant pillow fight!
Being a kid is tough. I have to go to bed early and eat broccoli.
I don’t want to grow up. I want to stay a kid forever and play all day!
My sister is a princess, but I’m a superhero. We make a great team!
If you believe in unicorns, they become real. Trust me!
Why do adults ask so many questions? Can’t they just play?
I don’t like rainy days. They make my ice cream melt faster.
I may be small, but I have big ideas. Watch out, world!
I don’t need a fairy godmother. I can make my own magic!
Spaghetti is my favorite food because it’s like eating messy worms.
Kid quotes – The Funny and Wise Words of Children part 2
Mom, can we have a pet dinosaur? I promise to clean up after it.
I don’t need a map. I navigate the world with my imagination.
If I could fly like a bird, I would visit every country and eat all the pizza!
Being a kid is like being a superhero in training.
I’m not afraid of monsters under my bed. I have a secret monster spray!
I want to be an artist when I grow up. I’ll paint the world with rainbows!
Can adults have a timeout too? They seem grumpy sometimes.
Mom, guess what? I just invented a new color!
If bedtime was a person, I would defeat it with my super snuggle powers.
I don’t want to be a princess. I want to be a queen who rules the world!
Why do adults say ‘money doesn’t grow on trees’? Just plant a money tree, problem solved!
When I grow up, I’m going to build a robot that does my homework for me.
I’m not naughty, I’m just creatively mischievous.
Why do adults think they know everything? They should ask kids for advice.
Being a kid means having the power to turn a cardboard box into a castle.
I don’t want to be a grown-up. They never have time for playing tea parties.
If hugs were a currency, I would be the richest person in the world!
Mom, can we have a pet dragon? I promise to teach it good manners.
I wish bedtime was optional. I’m not tired, I still have a thousand games to play!
When I’m older, I’m going to invent a rainbow-making machine.
I may be small, but I have a big heart full of love and laughter.
If I had a magic wand, I would make homework disappear with a ‘poof’!
Why do adults say ‘patience is a virtue’? Can’t they see I need my ice cream right now?
I’m not just a kid, I’m a future world-changer!
