Jed Clampett Quotes
Well, doggies!
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can buy a lot of oil wells!
When you strike oil, it’s like hitting the jackpot. And I reckon I done hit the biggest one there is!
Granny says you gotta be careful with money, so I’m extra careful with every million.
We may be country folk, but we know how to turn black gold into real gold!
The only thing better than striking oil is striking it rich!
It ain’t fancy living that makes a man rich, it’s having oil running through his veins.
I may be a millionaire, but I still drive my old truck. It’s got character!
Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy you a mansion with plenty of room for it!
Folks say money changes you, but I reckon it just brings out who you really are.
I’m just a simple man with a lot of money. Ain’t that a hoot?
They say money talks, but I reckon it screams when you’re a billionaire!
The best things in life may be free, but the second-best things usually cost a pretty penny!
I used to dream of being a millionaire. Now, I dream about being a billionaire!
You reckon money can buy happiness? Well, it sure can buy a lot of things that make you happy!
I may have more money than I know what to do with, but I’ll always be a hillbilly at heart.
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can buy me a whole lot of fun!
Jed Clampett Quotes part 2
I reckon being rich ain’t so bad. It’s sure better than being poor!
You can take the boy out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the boy. Especially when he’s a billionaire!
They say money can’t buy you class, but I reckon it can buy you an awful lot of it!
Striking oil is like hitting the jackpot, only better. You don’t have to share your winnings with nobody!
I’m just a simple man with a whole lotta money. And that’s the way I like it!
Money may not grow on trees, but it sure does flow out of the ground!
I may not know much ’bout the fancy things in life, but I sure know how to make a fortune!
You know you’re rich when you look out your window and see a mansion instead of a pasture.
I ain’t in the oil business for the money. I’m in it for the love of black gold!
I may have a lot of money, but I’ll always be a hillbilly. It’s in my blood!
They say money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can buy you a whole lot of fun!
Being rich ain’t always easy, but I reckon it’s a whole lot better than being poor.
I don’t need no fancy shmancy things. All I need is my oil wells and my kinfolk.
They say it’s lonely at the top, but I reckon it’s a whole lot lonelier at the bottom!
Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy you the finest matchmaker in town!
I used to dream of being rich. Now, I dream of being even richer!
I may have a lot of money, but I still know the value of a dollar.
Ain’t no shame in being rich. Ain’t no shame in being poor either. We all got our path in life.
They say money can’t buy happiness, but I reckon it can buy you a whole lot of things that make you happy!
Being rich ain’t about how much money you got. It’s about how you use it to help others.
I may have a lot of money, but I still enjoy the simple things in life, like a good ‘ol fishin’ trip.
You know you’re rich when you can buy a whole town instead of just a street!
Money may not buy you love, but it can buy you a whole heap of fancy dinners with the one you love!
I ain’t no city slicker, but I sure know how to make a million!
They say money can’t buy happiness, but I reckon it sure can buy you a whole lot of options!
I may not have been born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I sure know how to turn black gold into silver!
The best things in life may be free, but the second-best things usually cost a pretty penny!
You know you’re rich when you can buy a yacht that’s bigger than your hometown!
I reckon being rich and being happy ain’t mutually exclusive. But being rich sure does make being happy a whole lot easier!
They say money can’t buy you happiness, but I reckon it can buy you a whole lot of peace of mind!
I may have a lot of money, but I still know the value of a hard day’s work.
They say money can’t buy you love, but it sure can buy you a whole lot of dates!
I may be a millionaire, but I’ll never forget my roots. After all, they’re what got me here!
