Inappropriate Letter Board Quotes – When Words Cross the Line

No Trespassing: Unicorns Only

Wanted: Dead End Job

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate

Warning: Adults Only – Sense of Humor Required

This board is gluten-free, because words don’t have calories

I can’t adult today, please don’t make me

Sorry, we’re open: Proceed with caution

Forget the cat, curiosity is what killed the human

Keep calm and act like you know what you’re doing

If sarcasm burned calories, I’d be a supermodel

Pickles are cucumbers soaked in magic

Apologies, our sense of humor may cause spontaneous laughter

The shortest horror story ever: ‘Wi-Fi Signal Lost’

No parking: Violators will be kissed by a llama

The snooze button is my best friend

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap

Warning: Excessive laughter may cause abs to appear

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day

Due to price increase, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off

Not all who wander are lost, some are just avoiding responsibilities

Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, it understands

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

Reality called, so I hung up

Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries’

Hakuna Matata: It means no worries, until Monday morning

My dream job is not having one

Inappropriate Letter Board Quotes – When Words Cross the Line part 2

Please excuse the mess, we live here

Keep calm and pretend it’s on the lesson plan

You had me at ‘hello’, but lost me at ‘mandatory meeting’

I can’t adult today, tomorrow doesn’t look good either

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode

Warning: Random bursts of dancing may occur

Today’s forecast: Procrastination with a chance of Netflix

Sometimes, the best therapy is a long drive and blasting music

My blood type is coffee

I’m not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?

Keep calm and pretend it’s on the syllabus

That awkward moment when Netflix asks if you’re still watching

If you can read this, please bring coffee

I’m not a morning person, I’m a ‘I need five cups of coffee person’

Diet tip: Your pants won’t get tight if you don’t wear any

I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition

Excuse me, but may I interest you in not talking to me?

I’m always late, but worth the wait